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I'd Be Skinny But I Really Like Food T-Shirt. Funny Fat Sarcastic Nerdy Geeky T Shirt Fatty Chubby Sarcasm Novelty Parody Overweight Tee

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You are looking at a "I'd Be Skinny But I Really Like Food" Custom T-Shirt.

- Heavyweight 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (preshrunk).

- All shirts are unisex, adult sizes. The sizing chart is in the pictures above. Message us if you need a different size of type of shirt.

- Like a design but wish it was slightly different? Message us. We would be happy to customize it for you.

- Our designs are made using a special, high quality vinyl. Unlike ink, vinyl doesn't fade so your shirt is guaranteed to last.

- Get your shirt fast! Our 1 day handling time means that you receive your shirt fast!

- Our shirts are unlicensed and are not official merchandise.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(430)
Reviewed by Nathan Cox
5 out of 5 stars
May 20, 2018
Me and my sub love this, it fits her so well and it looks so good on her, she’s also started to behave since it arrived
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Reviewed by Kevin Dupont
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 21, 2018
The collar is great! The leash is of lesser quality..but I already had a leash for the collar. Which was my main reason of ordering. So I'll still give it a 5 star.
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Reviewed by Kelley Lundgren
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 20, 2018
My son got this as a birthday present and wore it to school today. Now his math teacher wants one also :)
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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

FAQs

We can personalize pretty much any shirt. Just send us a message and we'll get in contact with you as soon as we can.
We ship all orders out ASAP. Please be patient with all orders outside of the USA. We ship immediately but delivery times will vary due to international shipping speed and customs delays.
Our shirts are unisex adult sizes. If you need a custom type of shirt (youth size, special women's sizing, etc), just send us a message.

I'd Be Skinny But I Really Like Food T-Shirt. Funny Fat Sarcastic Nerdy Geeky T Shirt Fatty Chubby Sarcasm Novelty Parody Overweight Tee

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From United States
Returns and exchanges accepted
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