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Golden Girls notecard blank greeting card Betty White

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Look, I'm one of those people who lives for pranking and roasting my friends, but....sometimes it's nice to send them a thoughtful card for no reason, totally out of the blue, and not just because you know that you're going to need a favor sometime soon, like, "Can you please babysit my kid while I go bury the body in my trunk?" or "Actually, never mind, can you just take care of this body in my trunk?"

And nothing says THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND more than the mugs of the Golden Girls. This note card is essentially a print of a Golden Girls painting set I made in 2014. It's blank inside, so you can draw doodles of Nicholas Cage all over, which is what I would do if I was sending this card to my friend Janna, because she HATES Nicholas Cage, and my kindness only extends so far, you guys.

You know what else this card comes with? AN ENVELOPE. I got your back, Etsy customer. We're practically BFFs now.
P.S. Your card will not be printed with the name of my shop on the front.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(472)
Reviewed by Jennifer Goclik
5 out of 5 stars
Feb 12, 2018
Repeat shopper. I have bought this card before for it was a hit for another true crime enthusiast. It's so funny. Fast shipping!
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Reviewed by Jennifer Goclik
5 out of 5 stars
Nov 7, 2017
An amazing unique item that is absolutely perfect for my Murderino penpal. Super fast shipping. Thank you! I will be shopping here again!
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Reviewed by Kris Lewis
5 out of 5 stars
May 19, 2018
Perfect card for my bff. It's beautiful.
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Golden Girls notecard blank greeting card Betty White

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