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Lagunitas, Beer, Bottle Lamp, IPA, Gift, Craft Brew, Free US Shipping

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Stoopid is as Stoopid does, so they say. Nothing Stoopid about this Stoopid Brew Lamp featuring a glass bottle from Petaluma's very own Lagunitas Brewery.

This is a shrine to those who persevere and stick with what they like. This trophy will light up your area with a certain muster that could only be called... Stoopid.

5" stained wood coaster for stability. Brown power cord and brass lamp socket for any standard light bulb.

*Current lamp choices are a reflection of what I find attractive for man caves, businesses, pubs, dens, gifts, etc. If you have a certain bottle in mind, contact me, or use the "Request an Item" link, and one can be custom made with your bottle choice. Send me a message so we can chat the details.

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I gladly accept returns and cancellations
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The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Current stock includes some completely made bottle lamps, partially made bottle lamps, and then some bottles not yet made into lamps. No matter what lamp you choose, orders are shipped within a week of purchase date.

Lagunitas, Beer, Bottle Lamp, IPA, Gift, Craft Brew, Free US Shipping

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: wood, glue, glass, plastic, burlap
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 79 reviews
  • Favorited by: 17 people
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