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Crapeteria 4x4 wooden plaque bathroom marker

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Now when someone asks, "Which door is the lav?" you can just let them grope their way down the hallway and find it themselves with this helpful, can't-live-without-it bathroom signifier. They’re available in a variety of styles and the choice is all yours.

Here are some of the glowing reviews that have been dumping in (oh, see what I did there? DUMPING?):

Jen Shitcan from Missouri has been heard saying, “Shiiit, I was so sick of my bitch ass husband bringing his broads home from the bar and asking me where the can was so they can empty their Diva Cup. Now they just look for the sign and I don’t gotta be bustin’ caps no more.”

Isaac Outhouse from the wilderness sent a telegram saying, “Sign good. Rust proof.”

Peter Pisser from a place with a large blind population sent a box of chocolates with a note saying, “Works good. Except my one blind friend still needs help finding the commode. Make one in braille, you should.”

Melissa Purell informed in green ink, "My son has a penchant for smearing fecal matter everywhere but the hand wipes I keep on the sink specifically for these occasions. Luckily, the unsavory smudges wipe right off my bathroom marker. The stench, not so much."

And Alyson from Waltham, MA was so thrilled to have her friends stop crapping in her potted plants that she left this flowery feedback: Thanks so much!! I absolutely love it!! My house plants thank you from the bottom of their rooty hearts. It’s the perfect size, too!

Possibly only one of those are real.


At 4"x4", this compact wooden square has a small hole drilled in the back and is ready to hang above the door.

Sealed with a glossy and protective varnish.
Now when someone asks, "Which door is the lav?" you can just let them grope their way down the hallway and find it themselves with this helpful, can't-live-without-it bathroom signifier. They’re available in a variety of styles and the choice is all yours.

Here are some of the glowing reviews that have been dumping in (oh, see what I did there? DUMPING?):

Jen Shitcan from Missouri has been heard saying, “Shiiit, I was so sick of my bitch ass husband bringing his broads home from the bar and asking me where the can was so they can empty their Diva Cup. Now they just look for the sign and I don’t gotta be bustin’ caps no more.”

Isaac Outhouse from the wilderness sent a telegram saying, “Sign good. Rust proof.”

Peter Pisser from a place with a large blind population sent a box of chocolates with a note saying, “Works good. Except my one blind friend still needs help finding the commode. Make one in braille, you should.”

Melissa Purell informed in green ink, "My son has a penchant for smearing fecal matter everywhere but the hand wipes I keep on the sink specifically for these occasions. Luckily, the unsavory smudges wipe right off my bathroom marker. The stench, not so much."

And Alyson from Waltham, MA was so thrilled to have her friends stop crapping in her potted plants that she left this flowery feedback: Thanks so much!! I absolutely love it!! My house plants thank you from the bottom of their rooty hearts. It’s the perfect size, too!

Possibly only one of those are real.


At 4"x4", this compact wooden square has a small hole drilled in the back and is ready to hang above the door.

Sealed with a glossy and protective varnish.

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Reviewed by Octavia Biddle
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 18, 2016
I couldn't believe how fast this custom painting arrived. It's as precious as it looks online! Love it too much.
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Reviewed by Octavia Biddle
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 18, 2016
This painting is even more beautiful in person. Love it so much! Super quick shipping <3
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5 out of 5 stars
Dec 18, 2016
How can you not love this?!?
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Reviewed by lilshopperh
5 out of 5 stars
Sep 12, 2016
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE! LOVE!
Gilberts Last Goodbye 5x7 painting on canvas board

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Crapeteria 4x4 wooden plaque bathroom marker

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  • Materials: paint, wood
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