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Funny Anniversary Card for Boyfriend or Husband / Funny Birthday Card / No Sex - Thank you for still loving me, not putting out

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Funny Anniversary Card for Boyfriend or Husband / Funny Birthday Card / No Sex - Thank you for still loving me, not putting out

Don't forget that I can totally customize this card! Brunette, blonde, redhead... you name it, I want to make it perfect for you and your sex deprived partner! ;) Just let me know in the 'Note to HellaFreshDesigns' box at checkout. No charge, of course!

CARD DETAILS
• A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5" or 10.8cm x 14cm)
• Professionally printed on smooth, bright white, heavy 100lb cardstock that is chlorine and acid free, as well as FSC and SFI certified
• Comes with a brown Kraft envelope
• Inside is blank for your own awesome message

THE SHIPPING
• Ships via Canada Post
• I try my darn best to ship all cards same/next business day, but stuff happens, so please give me 1-3 business days after payment is received
• Once shipped, allow approximately 2-9 business days to receive card (Please see 'Shipping & Policies' for details)
• All my cards are lovingly and securely packaged in a high quality clear sleeve, and shipped in an eco friendly chipboard rigid mailer

Note: Colours may vary slightly due to monitor settings.

P.S.
Thank you for checking out HellaFresh Designs! Don't forget to spread the love with favourites, likes, shares, pins, tweets... whatever you're into!

Come hang out on Instagram!
@HellaFreshDesigns

Go back to HellaFresh shop: http://www.hellafreshdesigns.etsy.com
Funny Anniversary Card for Boyfriend or Husband / Funny Birthday Card / No Sex - Thank you for still loving me, not putting out

Don't forget that I can totally customize this card! Brunette, blonde, redhead... you name it, I want to make it perfect for you and your sex deprived partner! ;) Just let me know in the 'Note to HellaFreshDesigns' box at checkout. No charge, of course!

CARD DETAILS
• A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5" or 10.8cm x 14cm)
• Professionally printed on smooth, bright white, heavy 100lb cardstock that is chlorine and acid free, as well as FSC and SFI certified
• Comes with a brown Kraft envelope
• Inside is blank for your own awesome message

THE SHIPPING
• Ships via Canada Post
• I try my darn best to ship all cards same/next business day, but stuff happens, so please give me 1-3 business days after payment is received
• Once shipped, allow approximately 2-9 business days to receive card (Please see 'Shipping & Policies' for details)
• All my cards are lovingly and securely packaged in a high quality clear sleeve, and shipped in an eco friendly chipboard rigid mailer

Note: Colours may vary slightly due to monitor settings.

P.S.
Thank you for checking out HellaFresh Designs! Don't forget to spread the love with favourites, likes, shares, pins, tweets... whatever you're into!

Come hang out on Instagram!
@HellaFreshDesigns

Go back to HellaFresh shop: http://www.hellafreshdesigns.etsy.com

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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 21 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 1 hour of purchase
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

FAQs

Yes, my cards are completely customizable! I want you to love your card, so if that means having different wording, or even just a different color, just drop me a note at checkout!
Yes, the inside is completely blank so you have room to write your own awesome message. However, if you would like something written on the inside, please let me know!
Yes! Please contact me for wholesale pricing and information.
Unfortunately, Canada Post charges a ridiculous amount of money for this service. I'm talking about $12. Crazy, right? Therefore, tracking is only available with the Express Shipping option.
Though 99% of cards arrive on time, Canada Post stresses that the estimated ship times are just that, estimations. The only way to guarantee a card will arrive by a specific delivery date is to select the Xpress shipping option, which always includes tracking.

Though delays do happen on occasion, they are more common during high mail volumes, such as Christmas, Valentine's Day and Mother's Day.
These delays typically only last a few days.

Please note that we have been getting reports of longer than usual delivery times in the states of New York and California.

Funny Anniversary Card for Boyfriend or Husband / Funny Birthday Card / No Sex - Thank you for still loving me, not putting out

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, heavy, cardstock, ink, A2, love, recycled, acid free, home made, hand made
  • Favorited by: 450 people
  • Gift message available
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Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From Canada
Shipping upgrades available in the cart
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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