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Blank inside.
Includes kraft envelope & protective cellophane.
Size: 5.5 x 4.25 horizontal


5 out of 5 stars


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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: kraft envelope, felted paper, recycled, digital printing
  • Feedback: 24 reviews
  • Favorited by: 6 people
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