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Funny Wedding Card | Funny Engagement Card | 90% Happy Card

Funny Wedding Card | Funny Engagement Card | 90% Happy Card

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, ink, computer
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Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From Canada
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Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy


Funny wedding, engagement or wedding shower card. Perfect for a couple with a good sense of humour.

Front text: I'm like 90% happy for you, and only 10% jealous
Inside text: Blank

Card measures 4.25" wide x 5.5" tall. Comes with white envelope.


SHIPPING INFO - Please see shipping policies.


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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
REFUNDS: All sales are final, however, I want you to be happy with your purchase! Please contact me if you have any questions or concerns.

CANCELLED ORDERS: If you wish to cancel your order, please do so before you receive your shipment notification. If the product has already been shipped it is too late to cancel the order, and you will not receive a refund.

Shipping policies

SHIPPING TO CANADA: Orders will be in the mail in 1-3 business days. They are then shipped via Canada Post, which usually delivers in 5 business days.

SHIPPING TO USA & OTHER: All US orders are shipped through First Class Mail via from Niagara Falls (Couriered to NY from Canada). Orders are shipped on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Shipping estimate is 4-7 days to the US but please allow at least 10 business days for delivery. Allow 2-4 weeks for international orders.

CUSTOM FEES: Any orders being shipped outside of Canada and the USA could be charged custom fees. Classy Cards is not responsible for paying custom fees.

TRACKING: Tracking numbers are not provided on orders, but if you would like a tracking number with your order, then please let me know.

SHIPPING ADDRESS: Please verify that your shipping address is correct when you make your purchase. If your order is sent out to the wrong address the shop is not responsible, and you will not receive a refund.

Additional policies

Unfortunately I can no promise that exact date that orders will arrive. I try my best to get orders out as fast as possible. Please keep in mind the 1-3 business days that it takes to get your order in the mail.

If you are interested in buying my cards wholesale please contact me and I can give you the details.

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