Funny Birthday Card For Your Sassy Friends

$4.95

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Arrives by Dec 14-20 if you order today.
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Dec 14-20

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: 110 lb recycled paper, premium felt finish, matching recycled envelope, FSC Certified, individual cellophane wrapping protector

Junk Punch puts the "Sin" in Sincerely Yours...

Life is crazy, and despite our best efforts (which may include the occasional psychic reading if you're anything like us), nobody knows what the future will bring.

Measurements:
L 6.25” W 4.50”

Front of Card: Crap, this crystal ball is just a paperweight.
Inside of Card: Here's to a bright future. Happy Birthday.

Born from the desire to amuse, Junk Punch is an independently owned greeting card company in New Jersey that is committed to saying it the way you know you want to. Happily irreverent while fulfilling 100% of your US Recommended Daily Allowance of Sass, Junk Punch doesn’t mince words and neither should you.

All Junk Punch cards are printed on premium, 110-lb felt-finish paper, constructed using only FSC-certified stock, made from 30% minimum post-consumer recycled fibers. Matching A6 envelopes are also FSC-certified, made from 100% post-consumer recycled fibers. Each Junk Punch card arrives individually cello wrapped with matching envelope.

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Dec 14-20

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Dec 10

After you place your order, JunkPunch will take 1-3 business days to prepare it for shipment.

Dec 12-14

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Dec 14-20

Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Dec 14-20!

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Junk Punch

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66 shop reviews

4.5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Awesome customer service. Got it in time! Love the quality of the paper, the printing, and the packaging was great! ❤️

Atma Things Apr 3, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Jordan Smith Jun 8, 2020

1 out of 5 stars

I thought the Christmas card was going to be funny. The language inside the card was profane and unacceptable to me.

Response from Junk Punch

Hi Beth. We are so sorry you didn't like your Christmas card. Our brand, Junk Punch, is an irreverent greeting card company, and all of our cards are rather snarky. The listing for each card, including the one you purchased, has both a photo of the inside of the card greeting and a description where both the inside and outside copy are clearly stated. We are sorry you didn't see this prior to purchasing. Our store's return policy requires the customer to notify us by 14 days after the parcel arrives. Your card arrived 9/19, so 14 days would be yesterday. We will still honor the return for you since you are unhappy, but please note shipping is not refundable. We will process the refund for the card right away. Thanks for the review!

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Beth Sep 20, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

so cute! I love it :)

sth18 Dec 7, 2020