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Yep, it's me, or my creepy blank staring eyes. And it can be you too. Yep. And what a screaming out loud deal too. Everyone wants to be the Freaky Old Woman, well, in my mind anyhow. Wear it on the airplane and scare the hell out of the flight attendant.

One size will fit most being that it has an elastic band, it measures about 22 inches not stretched. Unless you have a huge noggin, it will stay in place most of the night. I find that even the best fitting eye masks can come off at some point in my tossing and turning while in deep REM.

Being that I work nights and sleep days, I do know the importance of wearing eye masks. This isn't made fancy with pretty trimmings, just the image I designed on my special squishy base and can be worn by a dude or dudette.

Hey, because I'm such a smart ass, I'll pay shipping first class USPS.

(Insert evil laugh here...)

Special elastic shown in last picture not available...sorry.

These are not intended for children 12 and under, but my niece doesn't count.

FREAK Them Out Sleep Eye Mask FreakyOldWoman Nightmare FOW


  • Materials: fabric, elastic
  • Feedback: 230 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from United States