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Funny Birthday Card, 1980's Birthday Card, Funny Birthday Card For Her, Funny Sister Birthday Card, Funny Friend Birthday Card, Best Friend

Funny Birthday Card, 1980's Birthday Card, Funny Birthday Card For Her, Funny Sister Birthday Card, Funny Friend Birthday Card, Best Friend

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Favorited by: 54 people
  • Gift message available
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Description

This card like totally makes me say Oh my God! Like, totally!! Barf me out! Gag me with a spoon! What-EVER!!!

TO VIEW ALL THE COOL BIRTHDAY CARDS, CLICK HERE: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BangsAndTeeth?ref=seller-platform-mcnav§ion_id=17044976

TO VIEW ALL THE AWESOME BIRTHDAY CARDS, CLICK HERE: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BangsAndTeeth?ref=seller-platform-mcnav§ion_id=17044976

--Card is blank inside
--Card size is A2 5.5"x4.25" when folded
--Printed on 120 lb heavy white recycled card stock
--Includes a kraft brown OR hot pink envelope
--Protected in a cellophane sleeve
--Shipped in a rigid mailer to prevent bending
--Includes tracking number
--Copyright Bangs & Teeth. All rights reserved.

SHIPPING IN USA
-Orders will take 1 business day to process by me.
-After the 1 day processing time, it will take approximately 3-7 business days for your package to get from my shop to your destination.
-Orders will be mailed as First Class Packages with tracking.
-With processing time and shipping time, please allow up to 7 business days for your order to arrive.
-Need your card faster? You can upgrade the shipping option to Priority Mail (1-3 days) at checkout.

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SHIPPING OUTSIDE THE US: (please allow 12 business days for your card to arrive!)
-Orders will take 1 business day to process by me.
-After the 1 business day processing time, it will take approximately 5-10 BUSINESS DAYS for your card to arrive.
-All greeting cards will be mailed in a regular, lightweight envelope.
-The cards will NOT be attached to cardboard and will NOT have protection from bending and damage. (So far, I have not received any customer complaints of damaged cards.)
-The cards will NOT have a tracking number. Mailing cards in this manner allows me to ship at a low price.
-If you order more than 2 cards, I will have to ship them in separate envelopes.
-Please note that I am not responsible for any VAT or Customs taxes.

TO BROWSE MY ENTIRE COLLECTION OF CARDS, CLICK HERE: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BangsAndTeeth
This card like totally makes me say Oh my God! Like, totally!! Barf me out! Gag me with a spoon! What-EVER!!!

TO VIEW ALL THE COOL BIRTHDAY CARDS, CLICK HERE: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BangsAndTeeth?ref=seller-platform-mcnav§ion_id=17044976

TO VIEW ALL THE AWESOME BIRTHDAY CARDS, CLICK HERE: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BangsAndTeeth?ref=seller-platform-mcnav§ion_id=17044976

--Card is blank inside
--Card size is A2 5.5"x4.25" when folded
--Printed on 120 lb heavy white recycled card stock
--Includes a kraft brown OR hot pink envelope
--Protected in a cellophane sleeve
--Shipped in a rigid mailer to prevent bending
--Includes tracking number
--Copyright Bangs & Teeth. All rights reserved.

SHIPPING IN USA
-Orders will take 1 business day to process by me.
-After the 1 day processing time, it will take approximately 3-7 business days for your package to get from my shop to your destination.
-Orders will be mailed as First Class Packages with tracking.
-With processing time and shipping time, please allow up to 7 business days for your order to arrive.
-Need your card faster? You can upgrade the shipping option to Priority Mail (1-3 days) at checkout.

--- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- ---
SHIPPING OUTSIDE THE US: (please allow 12 business days for your card to arrive!)
-Orders will take 1 business day to process by me.
-After the 1 business day processing time, it will take approximately 5-10 BUSINESS DAYS for your card to arrive.
-All greeting cards will be mailed in a regular, lightweight envelope.
-The cards will NOT be attached to cardboard and will NOT have protection from bending and damage. (So far, I have not received any customer complaints of damaged cards.)
-The cards will NOT have a tracking number. Mailing cards in this manner allows me to ship at a low price.
-If you order more than 2 cards, I will have to ship them in separate envelopes.
-Please note that I am not responsible for any VAT or Customs taxes.

TO BROWSE MY ENTIRE COLLECTION OF CARDS, CLICK HERE: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BangsAndTeeth

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns

Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery

I don't accept exchanges or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

FAQs

Sorry. I do not offer customization.
Yes. Just be sure to include the exact message you want me to write and the recipient's address when you checkout.
Yes. I do offer my products at wholesale. Now that Etsy Wholesale has been discontinued, you can now purchase wholesale directly from my website, BangsAndTeeth.com. Questions? Send me a convo!

BangsAndTeeth made this item with help from

  • A local family-run print shop, Jacksonville, FL
BangsAndTeeth made this item with help from:
  • A local family-run print shop, Jacksonville, FL

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