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5 x 7 Fathers Day Card, Funny Greeting, Funny Card for Dad, Handmade Greeting, Fathers Day Message, Fathers Day Gift, Funny Gift For Dad

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5 x 7 Fathers Day Card, Funny Greeting, Funny Card for Dad, Handmade Greeting, Fathers Day Message, Fathers Day Gift, Funny Gift For Dad

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Cardstock Color: White
  • Materials: Matte Cardstock, Printed design
  • Made to order

Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 3–5 business days
From United States
Shipping upgrades available in the cart
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy
Gift wrapping available
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Sale details

Free standard shipping on all orders over $20.00! Hip hip hooray!

Description

We're sure you've heard a thousand times growing up "You're grounded for life!" Thank your dad for actually not really grounding you for life. (Unless he did, and your 50 and still in the basement...you may want to call 911 for kidnapping.)

This listing is for a 4.25 x 5.5 inch card. Also enclosed is an A2 envelope in the color of your choice.


�� WANT CUSTOM TEXT?��
Add this item to your cart to request custom text, along with the card you'd like to order

https://www.etsy.com/listing/226481688/custom-printing-on-inside-of-card


♥♥ Important Information ♥♥

♥ Our cards are vibrant and colorful- we’ve taken the time to design fun cards to match that colorful personality of yours! Please keep in mind that each monitor/computer has its own color settings; due to this, colors may vary slightly.

♥ Each card is printed on smooth, luxurious white 110lb index cardstock.

♥ Some of our cards come with unique hand-embellished glitter elements; which are painstakingly applied after printing each card by hand. They’ll add that special twinkle, sure to amp up the awesome!

♥ The inside of each card is blank, so you can write whatever your little heart desires. Be witty, snarky, sweet or daring. The inside is your moment to shine!



♥♥♥♥ Customer Reviews ♥♥♥♥

“I love everything I've ever purchased from this shop, but especially this card! The service is great, as well. My purchases always arrive on time and I am treated like a friend and not just a customer. I will continue buying from this shop!” - Kaitlin G
“This is an awesome freaking card. I freaking love it. I will freaking order more freaking cards asap -- seller is freaking awesome.” - MomofBryce

"I can't believe this card even existed?! I searched Google and voila!! There it was. It literally made the recipient cry; she loved it so much. Great work! I also loved the note and confetti that came along with it. I will definitely purchase more." - Avogel83

“These cards are the best! Highly recommend Michelle's shop to every human being inhabiting the earth. I still have the Christmas card I ordered displayed just because it's so marvelous! So glad I found this gem of a store. Thank you kindly!” - Nicole

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Want to see more reviews? Click here for our review page:♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
https://www.etsy.com/your/shops/FourLetterWordCards/reviews?page=1



���� Want to add a special something? ����
Looking for the perfect way to express yourself? Check out our poster prints, sure to elicit laughter, or something.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/FourLetterWordCards?section_id=16744547&ref=shopsection_leftnav_4



✉✉✉ Shipping Information ✉✉✉

✉ Items are shipped out within 1-3 business days of you placing the order. (Your first business day is the day after you placed your order.)

✉ All orders are sent via First Class with USPS- which generally takes around 5 business days for orders shipped within the USA, but may take longer, depending on the post office, weather etc. As much as we’d love to, we have no control over the Post Office. If there are any problems though, we’ll always do our best to fix the situation.

✉ International orders generally take 1-2 weeks for delivery - but can take longer. Customs may take some time to process orders; their turnaround is completely up to their discretion. Past orders to international locations have taken around a week and a half.

✉ Every order has a tracking number, which is emailed to you once your order has shipped.
NEED SOMETHING SOONER? Be sure to select the type of shipping you want when checking out.

If you’d like to go back to the shop, please click here:
http://www.fourletterwordcards.etsy.com
We're sure you've heard a thousand times growing up "You're grounded for life!" Thank your dad for actually not really grounding you for life. (Unless he did, and your 50 and still in the basement...you may want to call 911 for kidnapping.)

This listing is for a 4.25 x 5.5 inch card. Also enclosed is an A2 envelope in the color of your choice.


�� WANT CUSTOM TEXT?��
Add this item to your cart to request custom text, along with the card you'd like to order

https://www.etsy.com/listing/226481688/custom-printing-on-inside-of-card


♥♥ Important Information ♥♥

♥ Our cards are vibrant and colorful- we’ve taken the time to design fun cards to match that colorful personality of yours! Please keep in mind that each monitor/computer has its own color settings; due to this, colors may vary slightly.

♥ Each card is printed on smooth, luxurious white 110lb index cardstock.

♥ Some of our cards come with unique hand-embellished glitter elements; which are painstakingly applied after printing each card by hand. They’ll add that special twinkle, sure to amp up the awesome!

♥ The inside of each card is blank, so you can write whatever your little heart desires. Be witty, snarky, sweet or daring. The inside is your moment to shine!



♥♥♥♥ Customer Reviews ♥♥♥♥

“I love everything I've ever purchased from this shop, but especially this card! The service is great, as well. My purchases always arrive on time and I am treated like a friend and not just a customer. I will continue buying from this shop!” - Kaitlin G
“This is an awesome freaking card. I freaking love it. I will freaking order more freaking cards asap -- seller is freaking awesome.” - MomofBryce

"I can't believe this card even existed?! I searched Google and voila!! There it was. It literally made the recipient cry; she loved it so much. Great work! I also loved the note and confetti that came along with it. I will definitely purchase more." - Avogel83

“These cards are the best! Highly recommend Michelle's shop to every human being inhabiting the earth. I still have the Christmas card I ordered displayed just because it's so marvelous! So glad I found this gem of a store. Thank you kindly!” - Nicole

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Want to see more reviews? Click here for our review page:♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
https://www.etsy.com/your/shops/FourLetterWordCards/reviews?page=1



���� Want to add a special something? ����
Looking for the perfect way to express yourself? Check out our poster prints, sure to elicit laughter, or something.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/FourLetterWordCards?section_id=16744547&ref=shopsection_leftnav_4



✉✉✉ Shipping Information ✉✉✉

✉ Items are shipped out within 1-3 business days of you placing the order. (Your first business day is the day after you placed your order.)

✉ All orders are sent via First Class with USPS- which generally takes around 5 business days for orders shipped within the USA, but may take longer, depending on the post office, weather etc. As much as we’d love to, we have no control over the Post Office. If there are any problems though, we’ll always do our best to fix the situation.

✉ International orders generally take 1-2 weeks for delivery - but can take longer. Customs may take some time to process orders; their turnaround is completely up to their discretion. Past orders to international locations have taken around a week and a half.

✉ Every order has a tracking number, which is emailed to you once your order has shipped.
NEED SOMETHING SOONER? Be sure to select the type of shipping you want when checking out.

If you’d like to go back to the shop, please click here:
http://www.fourletterwordcards.etsy.com

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars (4,079)

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation: before item has shipped

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Digital downloads

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

FAQs

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS - NOVEMBER 30TH

STANDARD SHIPPING/FIRST CLASS - DECEMBER 17TH
PRIORITY SHIPPING/ MUG ORDERS - DECEMBER 18TH
UPGRADED PRIORITY EXPRESS - DECEMBER 20TH

IF YOU PLACE YOUR ORDERS ON OR BEFORE THESE CUT OFF DATES, ACCORDING TO USPS, THEY SHOULD ARRIVE IN TIME BEFORE THE HOLIDAY.

I do my best to estimate the latest date you can order for special dates. Occasionally things are out of my control though, due to weather delays, USPS emergencies etc. Please understand I do everything in my power to ensure your items arrive on time. ♥
Please don't get your cards wet! They are inkjet printed, which means the ink may run if wet. The same goes for any poster prints. I use a high quality photograph inkjet printer - it prints amazing, but the ink will still run when wet.
Mugs should be hand-washed and are microwave safe. WOOT!
I do my best to make things as easy as possible for you, however I do ask that you ensure correct shipping addresses.

We ship to the address provided at the time of your order. I am more than happy to change a shipping address for you, if it's incorrect and I've not shipped it out. However if the address is incorrect and your order is returned - you will be responsible for additional shipping costs. If you do not respond- you'll be refunded for the product, minus all shipping costs charged by USPS.

If your order had free shipping and is returned due to incorrect address, you will be responsible for additional shipping charges. you prefer a refund, you'll be refunded product cost, minus incurred shipping fees, due to incorrect address.
Orders ship on business days - which are Monday through Friday. Saturday and Sunday are the weekend and my days to actually rest and replenish.
If there is any issue with USPS delivering a package, you need to notify us IMMEDIATELY! USPS can only track a package so long, so if you contact us a month after it was delivered, USPS may not be able to investigate any problems. We want to help you, but we are constrained within timeframes USPS uses. Please let us know of any problems within 15 days. THANK YOU!
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https://www.fourletterwordcards.rocks/pages/privacy-policy

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