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Golden Girls-inspired lip balm set - Dorothy, Sophia, Blanche and Rose lip balms

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Though they may not be the biggest gift at the party, these Golden Girls-inspired lip balms are an excellent way to say 'thank you for being a friend'! Choose between that as your label, or "You're a pal and a confidante" when you check out. You also now have the option of adding these fun item descriptions for a small additional charge, which are printed on bright white cardstock and packaged in a separate bag.

Each set includes one handmade lip balm with flavors inspired by each of the Girls:

Sophia: Picture it. Sicily. 1918. Ice clinks around in a glass of Italian amaretto, while the fresh citrus-herb scent of bergamot and lemon wafts on the breeze. "Full of old-world charm" (as Rose's sister would say), Sophia lip balm features a one-of-a-kind blend of said amaretto, zesty lemon, bergamot, and some spicy ginger to liven things up even more. It's sassy, no doubt, but there's enough sweetness to temper any sharp tongues (however hilarious said tongues may be). Sophia balms also contain a little cold-pressed olive oil that somehow made it away from the Petrillo family pasta sauce and into the lip balm pot.

Dorothy: Meow, pussycat! If deadpan Dorothy had a flavor, this would be it. Sarcastic sour apple (after all, she was a teacher!) combines with bitter orange to create a blend so tart and delicious that you won't be able to help puckering your lips, even for the most uninspired blind dates (provided you didn't get stood up again). It might even repel mooching ex-husbands (though no guarantees if you've got a Stan of your own around). Underneath it all, though, we know Dorothy has a tender side - blackcurrant and cherry kernel oils make this balm nice and moisturizing.

Blanche: Part alluring seductress, part flirty Southern charmer: Blanche lip balms are flavored with a blend of fruity peach, juicy raspberry, and a touch of floral lavender. These balms are made with uber-moisturizing peach kernel and luscious pomegranate oils for an indulgent, lip-pampering experience - after all, she knows how to appreciate the finer things in life. And speaking of sensual pleasures, though it won't go on as thick as blackstrap molasses, Blanche balms will keep your kisser in fine form, day in and day out (or perhaps we should say date in, date out!)

Rose: As sweetly floral as a spring day in St. Olaf, Rose lip balms are flavored with an oh-so-innocent blend of real rose essential oil, sweet orange, and vanilla (though we did leave out the flavor of kerfluggnoogen). These lip balms are also made with skin-loving Swedish rosehip oil as well as super emoliient evening primrose oil. It's like a double - no, wait, triple - make that a quadruple dose of Rose.

Ingredients for all balms: cocoa butter, coconut oil, avocado and/or apricot kernel oil, beeswax, essential oils and/or natural flavor oils (sunflower and/or soybean oil, flavor). Additional ingredients are as described in the listing. Lip balms come in white tubes (not silver as pictured).
Though they may not be the biggest gift at the party, these Golden Girls-inspired lip balms are an excellent way to say 'thank you for being a friend'! Choose between that as your label, or "You're a pal and a confidante" when you check out. You also now have the option of adding these fun item descriptions for a small additional charge, which are printed on bright white cardstock and packaged in a separate bag.

Each set includes one handmade lip balm with flavors inspired by each of the Girls:

Sophia: Picture it. Sicily. 1918. Ice clinks around in a glass of Italian amaretto, while the fresh citrus-herb scent of bergamot and lemon wafts on the breeze. "Full of old-world charm" (as Rose's sister would say), Sophia lip balm features a one-of-a-kind blend of said amaretto, zesty lemon, bergamot, and some spicy ginger to liven things up even more. It's sassy, no doubt, but there's enough sweetness to temper any sharp tongues (however hilarious said tongues may be). Sophia balms also contain a little cold-pressed olive oil that somehow made it away from the Petrillo family pasta sauce and into the lip balm pot.

Dorothy: Meow, pussycat! If deadpan Dorothy had a flavor, this would be it. Sarcastic sour apple (after all, she was a teacher!) combines with bitter orange to create a blend so tart and delicious that you won't be able to help puckering your lips, even for the most uninspired blind dates (provided you didn't get stood up again). It might even repel mooching ex-husbands (though no guarantees if you've got a Stan of your own around). Underneath it all, though, we know Dorothy has a tender side - blackcurrant and cherry kernel oils make this balm nice and moisturizing.

Blanche: Part alluring seductress, part flirty Southern charmer: Blanche lip balms are flavored with a blend of fruity peach, juicy raspberry, and a touch of floral lavender. These balms are made with uber-moisturizing peach kernel and luscious pomegranate oils for an indulgent, lip-pampering experience - after all, she knows how to appreciate the finer things in life. And speaking of sensual pleasures, though it won't go on as thick as blackstrap molasses, Blanche balms will keep your kisser in fine form, day in and day out (or perhaps we should say date in, date out!)

Rose: As sweetly floral as a spring day in St. Olaf, Rose lip balms are flavored with an oh-so-innocent blend of real rose essential oil, sweet orange, and vanilla (though we did leave out the flavor of kerfluggnoogen). These lip balms are also made with skin-loving Swedish rosehip oil as well as super emoliient evening primrose oil. It's like a double - no, wait, triple - make that a quadruple dose of Rose.

Ingredients for all balms: cocoa butter, coconut oil, avocado and/or apricot kernel oil, beeswax, essential oils and/or natural flavor oils (sunflower and/or soybean oil, flavor). Additional ingredients are as described in the listing. Lip balms come in white tubes (not silver as pictured).

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5 out of 5 stars
(953)
Reviewed by Annie C
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 16, 2018
These are so funny. I can't wait to give them to the birthday girl!
Golden Girls-inspired lip balm set - Dorothy, Sophia, Blanche and Rose lip balms

Reviewed by Melissa White
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 13, 2018
Arrived quickly and look just like the photo. I got these as a gift for a friend, but if these are like The Dude then I know they're fantastic.
Golden Girls-inspired lip balm set - Dorothy, Sophia, Blanche and Rose lip balms

Reviewed by kathleen
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 20, 2018
Love these lip glosses! And I really like this set - someone gave it to me as a gift several years ago and I now give this set to all my friends when they turn "the big 50". Fast shipping, great packing and a lovely little thank you note from the vendor.
Golden Girls-inspired lip balm set - Dorothy, Sophia, Blanche and Rose lip balms

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Golden Girls-inspired lip balm set - Dorothy, Sophia, Blanche and Rose lip balms

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  • Materials: cocoa butter, beeswax, avocado oil, olive wax, coconut oil, essential oils, natural flavor oils, vanilla oil
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