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We're All Dying | Tote/Messenger Bag

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Description

For all the eternally angsty folks. Or the realist folks. Or the pessimistic folks. Or the depressed optimists?


Bags feature brass turn-buckles on the front and one zipper pocket inside. 100% cotton canvas with adjustable cotton webbing straps.

Bags are about 14" tall x 11 1/2" wide x 3" deep. Second image is for actual size reference.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(390)
Reviewed by Cary
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 31, 2018
Painting is spot on, got exactly what I ordered. USPS messed up the shipping but that's completely out of seller control. Love the product, will probably order from this store again. Great work!
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If you are interested in wholesale purchases, please send us a message.

We are happy to cancel and refund any order that has not yet been shipped. If the order has already shipped, you may return it to us (sorry, we do not offer return shipping) and once we have received the item(s) back we will refund your order.

Any returns or refunds, we must be contacted within 45 days of shipment. Any refund requests made after 45 days will not be accepted.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Returns and exchange details
We will process refunds if you are extremely dissatisfied with your item, but because all of our items are handmade from start to finish some irregularities and differences are to be expected. Please contact us if you would like a refund and we will grant refunds on a case to case basis.

Shipping policies

Our orders are now tracked to avoid shipments getting lost in the mail. This ensures that you will receive your package, or we can determine what happened to it and address the issue to the best of our ability. In the event of a lack of delivery or misdelivery, we are happy to reship or refund your order within 45 days of the original ship date.

Our standard patches and banners ship in 3-5 business days. We ask for you to expect 1-2 weeks for custom orders, though they frequently ship faster than this. If we are unable to fill your order in the time frames laid out we will contact you to let you know and will issue a refund if you are not satisfied with the shipping times we can offer.

Additional policies

A small FAQ:

*** "Hi! I see your item that I want is sold out. Can I order it through the custom listing? I'd really like it."
We're so glad you enjoy it, and we want to give it to you! However, we typically only let listings sell out if we really ARE sold out of the product. Luckily, anything that people still want will be restocked, and quickly too! If you are interested in something of ours that is not available, please feel free to contact us and we will let you know when the item is restocked.

*** "Can I get one of the banners you make in different colors?"
Absolutely! We have a few different shades of almost every color in our possession, and if we don't have what you want, we'll go find it! You can order a custom banner through this listing: https://www.etsy.com/listing/169670059/custom-handmade-banner?ref=shop_home_active_15

*** "Can I get a banner in sparkly/glittery/holographic/animal print/other fancy paper?"
Yes you can, and we'll have a super fun time making it; however, specialty paper costs more than the standard heavyweight paper we use, so there is an additional fee. You can purchase a banner with specialty cardstock through this listing (but contact us first to make sure we can do it!): https://www.etsy.com/listing/226009074/sparklyspecialty-cardstock-custom?ref=shop_home_active_23

*** "How much does a custom banner cost?"
Please refer to our custom banner listings for prices. If the price for the banner you'd like made is not listed, please message us.

*** "Hi! Can I request one of your patches on a different color of fabric?"
While we love accommodating customers and making new things, this one is tricky. There is an extremely low demand for other color fabrics, and we can't just go buying a few inches of different colored bits. Unfortunately--at least for now--the colors you can get your patches made on are limited to those you see in our shop.

*** "What about different paint? Can I get a patch made with different paint?"
Hells yes you can! We have just about every color, and we're totally good at mixing things, too. We'll make whatever patch in whatever color! A custom patch costs $1.00 extra, but what's a dollar when you have the ONLY PATCH LIKE THAT IN THE WORLD? We can also add glitter to a patch! Glitter costs an extra 50 cents. We must stress that we, sadly, are not wizards; thus, some glitter WILL come off. We mix glitter into the paint when we're going to be adding it on top, though, so no matter how hard you work that patch, it should remain glittery indefinitely.
A small FAQ:

*** "Hi! I see your item that I want is sold out. Can I order it through the custom listing? I'd really like it."
We're so glad you enjoy it, and we want to give it to you! However, we typically only let listings sell out if we really ARE sold out of the product. Luckily, anything that people still want will be restocked, and quickly too! If you are interested in something of ours that is not available, please feel free to contact us and we will let you know when the item is restocked.

*** "Can I get one of the banners you make in different colors?"
Absolutely! We have a few different shades of almost every color in our possession, and if we don't have what you want, we'll go find it! You can order a custom banner through this listing: https://www.etsy.com/listing/169670059/custom-handmade-banner?ref=shop_home_active_15

*** "Can I get a banner in sparkly/glittery/holographic/animal print/other fancy paper?"
Yes you can, and we'll have a super fun time making it; however, specialty paper costs more than the standard heavyweight paper we use, so there is an additional fee. You can purchase a banner with specialty cardstock through this listing (but contact us first to make sure we can do it!): https://www.etsy.com/listing/226009074/sparklyspecialty-cardstock-custom?ref=shop_home_active_23

*** "How much does a custom banner cost?"
Please refer to our custom banner listings for prices. If the price for the banner you'd like made is not listed, please message us.

*** "Hi! Can I request one of your patches on a different color of fabric?"
While we love accommodating customers and making new things, this one is tricky. There is an extremely low demand for other color fabrics, and we can't just go buying a few inches of different colored bits. Unfortunately--at least for now--the colors you can get your patches made on are limited to those you see in our shop.

*** "What about different paint? Can I get a patch made with different paint?"
Hells yes you can! We have just about every color, and we're totally good at mixing things, too. We'll make whatever patch in whatever color! A custom patch costs $1.00 extra, but what's a dollar when you have the ONLY PATCH LIKE THAT IN THE WORLD? We can also add glitter to a patch! Glitter costs an extra 50 cents. We must stress that we, sadly, are not wizards; thus, some glitter WILL come off. We mix glitter into the paint when we're going to be adding it on top, though, so no matter how hard you work that patch, it should remain glittery indefinitely.

We're All Dying | Tote/Messenger Bag

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: canvas, cotton, acrylic
  • Feedback: 390 reviews
  • Favorited by: 39 people
  • Gift message available

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From United States
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Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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