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I'm so into you like a tapeworm, funny love card, gross love card, funny valentine's card, funny anniversary card, gross valentines card

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Humorous greeting card with adorable watercolor art of a sweet little lovestuck tapeworm crawling through intestines, surrounded by floral poppy designs and a tattoo-style scroll with the hand-lettering, "I'm so into you like a tapeworm"

Inside: blank

-5.5 x 8.5 inch greeting card
-Comes with brown kraft envelope.
-Protected by clear cellophane sleeve.

An inappropriate and creepy (yet cute!) take on a romantic greeting card! Show your sweetheart you really care with this loving gesture of jaded love. Or give to your friends as a platonic gesture of your REALLY close friendship. Or pass this off to your crush. If they laugh, they're a keeper. If they don't, move along, their humor sucks anyways.

Perfect for
-Anniversaries
-Valentine's Day
-Any damn day of the year that you'd like to creep out your lover or spouse!

This adorable card doubles as frame-able art! All of my designs are also available as made-to-order prints. Just contact me for pricing!

*this is my original artwork and may not be copied, reproduced or imitated. My cards are for personal use only, and are not to be resold
Free shipping to the US!

Humorous greeting card with adorable watercolor art of a sweet little lovestuck tapeworm crawling through intestines, surrounded by floral poppy designs and a tattoo-style scroll with the hand-lettering, "I'm so into you like a tapeworm"

Inside: blank

-5.5 x 8.5 inch greeting card
-Comes with brown kraft envelope.
-Protected by clear cellophane sleeve.

An inappropriate and creepy (yet cute!) take on a romantic greeting card! Show your sweetheart you really care with this loving gesture of jaded love. Or give to your friends as a platonic gesture of your REALLY close friendship. Or pass this off to your crush. If they laugh, they're a keeper. If they don't, move along, their humor sucks anyways.

Perfect for
-Anniversaries
-Valentine's Day
-Any damn day of the year that you'd like to creep out your lover or spouse!

This adorable card doubles as frame-able art! All of my designs are also available as made-to-order prints. Just contact me for pricing!

*this is my original artwork and may not be copied, reproduced or imitated. My cards are for personal use only, and are not to be resold

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(68)

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Contact me if you have any issues with your order :) I am happy to work with you to make sure your order was fulfilled as expected!

Shipping policies

All shipments are delivered via USPS first class mail. Shipping upgrade to priority mail is available. Greeting cards arrive to you protected in a clear cellophane sleeve along with an envelope. They are shipped in a mailing envelope, protected between two sheets of heavy cardstock, to the address provided upon order. If you would like me to personalize a hand-written message/hand-addressed envelope and ship directly to your recipient of choice, please contact me beforehand for a custom order. An additional fee will be required for this service.

Prints are shipped in clear cellophane, protected between two sheets of heavy cardstock, in a mailing envelope to the address provided upon order.

FAQs

Feel free to ask if you have any ideas for a custom order! I may not always be available for custom orders, or to create exactly what you have in mind, but it never hurts to ask. I can ALWAYS customize an inside greeting card message and SOME color variations can be done. Any intensive custom work will cost an additional design fee. Just contact me with any questions :)
Contact me if you would like to order anything over 10 of the same design. Especially important for holiday cards and wedding invites (coming soon!) Bulk orders are made to order and require additional processing time. Sizing dimensions may vary from the original listing.
Need a different size? Especially applicable to prints. Contact me if you want a print in any size other than the standard 8.5 x 11 inch. Custom sized prints are made to order and require additional fee depending on the size, as well as additional processing time.

I'm so into you like a tapeworm, funny love card, gross love card, funny valentine's card, funny anniversary card, gross valentines card

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Watercolor, Pen, Ink
  • Feedback: 68 reviews
  • Favorited by: 20 people
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