Old Bay Thy Father Crab Mallet Bottle Opener - Stocking Stuffer - Made of Reclaimed Wood

Old Bay Thy Father Crab Mallet Bottle Opener - Stocking Stuffer - Made of Reclaimed Wood



In stock

Please select a style
Please select a quantity
Whoa! You can't buy your own item.





If your Dad appreciates beer, blue crabs, and Biblical allusions, then it would be sinful not to bless him with this righteous crab mallet bottle opener in his stocking Christmas morning.

Available in two styles:
· Crab mallet with built in steel bottle opener
· Plain wooden crab mallet with no bottle opener

solid wood and stainless steel
laser engraved
2 1/2 x 8 in.

We conceived of the crab mallet bottle opener combination at our home on the Eastern Shore of Maryland where the pairing of crabs and beer is practically a sacrament.

Ready to ship in

1–2 business days

Cost to ship


Returns & exchanges


Exceptions may apply

There was a problem calculating your shipping. Please try again.

Ships from Easton, MD

Meet your seller

Brenda and Scott

Brenda and Scott

Owner of BrineHound



On Etsy since


Based in

Easton, Maryland

Message Brenda and Scott

This seller usually responds within 24 hours.

395 reviews 5 out of 5 stars


Barbara Jul 30, 2019

5 out of 5 stars

I purchased one of these mallets awhile back, and had to come back for 3 more. Giving the set of 4 as a gift to a guy that loves his hard shells and brews, and is so hard to shop for. He will love them! Well made and fast shipping. Even comes with a drawstring bag for storing. Unique find.

Christina Corey Aug 3, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

Thank you SO much!! My Dad LOVED it!!

Morgan Dec 3, 2019

4 out of 5 stars

Four stars only because one out of the two mallets I ordered had a small burn/crack mark on the handle. Other than that they look identical and sturdy! Fast shipping as well.

Kellee McArdle Jul 25, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

These are just amazing!! Cannot wait to gift them at my wedding!! Great communication!