Old Bay Thy Father Crab Mallet Bottle Opener - Stocking Stuffer - Made of Reclaimed Wood

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Old Bay Thy Father Crab Mallet Bottle Opener - Stocking Stuffer - Made of Reclaimed Wood

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Overview

Material

Wood

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Handmade item

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From Easton, MD

Description

If your Dad appreciates beer, blue crabs, and Biblical allusions, then it would be sinful not to bless him with this righteous crab mallet bottle opener in his stocking Christmas morning.

Available in two styles:
· Crab mallet with built in steel bottle opener
· Plain wooden crab mallet with no bottle opener

Details:
solid wood and stainless steel
laser engraved
environmentally-friendly
2 1/2 x 8 in.

We conceived of the crab mallet bottle opener combination at our home on the Eastern Shore of Maryland where the pairing of crabs and beer is practically a sacrament.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars (311)

Payments

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All major credit cards accepted.

For custom orders, you will receive an artwork proof to confirm before your order is placed. It is the buyer's responsibility to carefully check all spelling / placement / etc. of the custom order. Once the order has been placed, returns are not accepted on custom orders.

Returns & exchanges

We make every effort to ensure your products arrive to you in the same condition that they left our store. We'd be damned if our mallets, muddlers and oyster knives couldn't stand up to a little rough handling by the postman, as they're designed to withstand years of crackin' skulls (and by skulls, we mean shells and/or mint leaves).

That said, in the unlikely event that your order arrives damaged, or is not to your satisfaction, please send us a note through the Etsy messenger or at info@brinehound.com before contacting Etsy or leaving a review so that we have the chance to make things right.

Shipping policies

Estimated 1-2 weeks from order to shipping, with expedited services available.

Additional policies

Custom orders are available for all products. We can take virtually any idea, message or image and translate it to fit on our small surface areas. Just try to stump us!

Send us a message with your ideas (including any image, colors and font styles that you'd like to incorporate) and we'll try our hardest to accommodate your needs.

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Wholesale orders for large events, weddings, businesses and the like are also available, though not through our Etsy shop at this time. Send us a message at info@brinehound.com to discuss details and pricing.

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While our Brine Hound shop showcases some of our most beloved products available, this is really just the beginning of what we can custom create for you. If you need custom t-shirts, napkins, tote bags, patches, or virtually anything else engraved, embroidered or screen printed, please reach out and we'd be happy to help!

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