grow. dammit. metal garden stake, Garden Stake, Funny Garden Sign, Garden Humor, garden marker, Gardener Gift Ideas, Rusty Garden Decor

grow. dammit. metal garden stake, Garden Stake, Funny Garden Sign, Garden Humor, garden marker, Gardener Gift Ideas, Rusty Garden Decor



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  • Handmade
  • Materials: steel, rust, metal

grow. dammit. stake is an update on an old favorite! We've taken the popular Grow. Dammit. hanging sign and turned it into a funny yard sign!
This rustic garden stake is easy to add to a large planter or place anywhere in the landscape or garden. It's a large enough size to stand out on its own but still fits into planters. Great gift for apartment dwellers and extreme gardeners alike!

The face of the grow. dammit. stake is 8" wide and 4" tall. It is slightly larger, but a very similar match to our Classic Garden Markers. It's cut from steel about as thick as a nickel. The stake is roughly 20" tall overall. Signs have been pre-soaked to begin the rusting process. The patina will only improve with age!
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NOW you can find this popular item in a Medium or Large size! Available while supplies last. The Medium is 23" tall with a face 12 x 7 1/2" in size. Large is 28" tall with a 15 x 7 3/4" face.
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Please note that this item is made of naturally rusted steel. Irregular colors are to be expected, and with time outdoors the entire item will turn a golden rusty brown. Rusted steel can stain fabrics and leave residue on your hands. Please be aware that the item may have sharp edges. Gardening gloves are recommended. This item is not intended as an indoor product.

Also check out our original hanging Grow. Dammit. sign. Great for fences, garden gates and trellises!

The original grow. dammit. garden stake is a local favorite! We hope you love it as much as our local fans do!
All of our items are made by the two of us, in our own shop. 100% made in USA and made to last!


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Becky Wiese

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4,720 reviews

5 out of 5 stars

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Multiple people gave 5-star reviews to this shop in the past 7 days.


Lindsay Hagstrom Oct 9, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

This sign looks amazing! I ordered the small size and it looks perfect in my garden (not to big, not to small). I was surprised how fast it shipped. I ordered on the 6th and it got to me on the 9th. Great quality! I will be ordering from this shop again and again!

Rebecca Secula Nov 29, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

I LOVE my sign! The rust finish looks wonderful and the size I chose was just right. I can't wait to get this out in the garden for the Spring.

mandylynette Dec 4, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

I ordered this sign in turquoise and it is perfect! It will be a gift for my mother-in-law’s garden and I know she’ll love it. The item shipped quickly too! Great seller! I am in love with this product!

Amanda Wilken Oct 6, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

This magic sign brought garden back to life! After much preparation and love, unfortunately my garden just did not produce as expected. After months of tireless care and unwavering love it was sad, stunted and wilting. Turns out it just needed a little encouragement, and this sign was exactly what the doctor ordered! Put the sign in the garden and after just a few days it had my lettuce leaping for joy, squash looking gourd-geous & holy shiitake mushrooms you should see these tomatoes. 10/10 would recommend! Also, looks cute.