grow. dammit. metal garden stake, Garden Stake, Funny Garden Sign, Garden Humor, garden marker, Gardener Gift Ideas, Rusty Garden Decor

grow. dammit. metal garden stake, Garden Stake, Funny Garden Sign, Garden Humor, garden marker, Gardener Gift Ideas, Rusty Garden Decor




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grow. dammit. stake is an update on an old favorite! We've taken the popular Grow. Dammit. hanging sign and turned it into a funny yard sign!
This rustic garden stake is easy to add to a large planter or place anywhere in the landscape or garden. It's a large enough size to stand out on its own but still fits into planters. Great gift for apartment dwellers and extreme gardeners alike!

The face of the grow. dammit. stake is 8" wide and 4" tall. It is slightly larger, but a very similar match to our Classic Garden Markers. It's cut from steel about as thick as a nickel. The stake is roughly 20" tall overall. Signs have been pre-soaked to begin the rusting process. The patina will only improve with age!
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NOW you can find this popular item in a Medium or Large size! Available while supplies last. The Medium is 23" tall with a face 12 x 7 1/2" in size. Large is 28" tall with a 15 x 7 3/4" face.
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Please note that this item is made of naturally rusted steel. Irregular colors are to be expected, and with time outdoors the entire item will turn a golden rusty brown. Rusted steel can stain fabrics and leave residue on your hands. Please be aware that the item may have sharp edges. Gardening gloves are recommended. This item is not intended as an indoor product.

Also check out our original hanging Grow. Dammit. sign. Great for fences, garden gates and trellises!

The original grow. dammit. garden stake is a local favorite! We hope you love it as much as our local fans do!
All of our items are made by the two of us, in our own shop. 100% made in USA and made to last!

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3,018 reviews 5 out of 5 stars


lelstun26 May 27, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
Got this for my mother who loves gardening for her birthday. She loved it! Fast shipping, thank you!

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Renee Rapanotti May 27, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
Arrived quickly. Can't wait to give this to my husband for Father's Day and – he's going to love it! Purchased the garlic sign as well - love the rusted metal! Thank you

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sescelli May 26, 2020