grow. dammit. metal garden stake, Garden Stake, Funny Garden Sign, Garden Humor, garden marker, Gardener Gift Ideas, Rusty Garden Decor

grow. dammit. metal garden stake, Garden Stake, Funny Garden Sign, Garden Humor, garden marker, Gardener Gift Ideas, Rusty Garden Decor

Price: $24.75+

Original Price: $27.50+


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  • Handmade
  • Materials: steel, rust, metal

grow. dammit. stake is an update on an old favorite! We've taken the popular Grow. Dammit. hanging sign and turned it into a funny yard sign!
This rustic garden stake is easy to add to a large planter or place anywhere in the landscape or garden. It's a large enough size to stand out on its own but still fits into planters. Great gift for apartment dwellers and extreme gardeners alike!

The face of the grow. dammit. stake is 8" wide and 4" tall. It is slightly larger, but a very similar match to our Classic Garden Markers. It's cut from steel about as thick as a nickel. The stake is roughly 20" tall overall. Signs have been pre-soaked to begin the rusting process. The patina will only improve with age!
These garden signs are ready to ship!

NOW you can find this popular item in a Medium or Large size! The Medium is 23" tall with a face 11 1/2 x 6.5" in size. Large is 28" tall with a 15 x 9" face.
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Please note that this item is made of naturally rusted steel. Irregular colors are to be expected, and with time outdoors the entire item will turn a golden rusty brown. Rusted steel can stain fabrics and leave residue on your hands. Please be aware that the item may have sharp edges. Gardening gloves are recommended. This item is not intended as an indoor product.

Also check out our original hanging Grow. Dammit. sign. Great for fences, garden gates and trellises!

The original grow. dammit. garden stake is a local favorite! We hope you love it as much as our local fans do!
All of our items are made by the two of us, in our own shop. 100% made in USA and made to last!


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Sep 25-Oct 15

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Sep 25-Oct 15


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Becky Wiese

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5,524 reviews

5 out of 5 stars

Buyers are raving!

Multiple people gave 5-star reviews to this shop in the past 7 days.


Caitlin Paul Aug 15, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

This was purchased as a gift. It delivered very quickly and here is the feedback I received from the recipient: “I love that it's white, I love that the letters are stamped out. Everything. 12/10. Now the hard part is deciding which garden to put it in.”

carlq1 Jun 19, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Such a cute garden sign! Am giving as a gift so included some garden gloves as it is rusty! But am delighted with it! Great quality and arrived promptly.

5 out of 5 stars

It is perfect. (arrived precisely on time) I sent this to my bestie for her birthday. This was her reaction: "OMG, that's the funniest damn thing. I love it, thank you!" And here it is in her new garden bed.

mindythompson May 4, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

I had ordered this sign and many other vegetable garden signs last year and absolutely loved them!! I decided to send this to my mom for her birthday and she couldn’t wait to place it in her backyard!! Great communication with the seller! Thank you!!