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grow. dammit. metal garden stake, Garden Stake, Funny Garden Sign, Garden Humor, garden marker, Gardener Gift Ideas, Rusty Garden Decor

$35.00+

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Star Seller. This seller sets a shining example for providing a great customer experience, with a history of 5-star reviews, on-time shipping, and quick replies to any messages they received.

Arrives by Dec 7-13 if you order today.
Hooray! This item ships free to the US.
Dec 7-13

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: steel, rust, metal

grow. dammit. rustic garden stake is easy to add to a large planter or place anywhere in the landscape or garden. It's a large enough size to stand out on its own but still fits into planters. Great gift for apartment dwellers and extreme gardeners alike!

The face of the Small grow. dammit. stake is 8" wide and 4" tall. The naturally rusted finish option is slightly larger, but a very similar match to our Classic Garden Markers. It's cut from steel about as thick as a nickel. The stake is roughly 20" tall overall. Naturally rusted signs have been pre-soaked to begin the rusting process. The patina will only improve with age!

The Medium is 23" tall with a face 11 1/2 x 6.5" in size. Large is 28" tall with a 15 x 9" face.

Color choices are made with a durable powder coated finish. Signs are safe to leave out in all weather.

Please note that the naturally rusted option is made of naturally rusted steel. Irregular colors are to be expected, and with time outdoors the entire item will turn a golden rusty brown. Rusted steel can stain fabrics and leave residue on your hands. Please be aware that the item may have sharp edges. Gardening gloves are recommended. This item is not intended as an indoor product.

The original grow. dammit. garden stake is a local favorite! We hope you love it as much as our local fans do!
All of our items are 100% made in USA and made to last!

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Dec 7-13

Dec 4

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After you place your order, 81MetalArt will take 1-2 business days to prepare it for shipment.

Dec 6-7

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81MetalArt puts your order in the mail.

Dec 7-13

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Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Dec 7-13!

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Etsy offsets carbon emissions from shipping and packaging on this purchase.
Etsy offsets carbon emissions from shipping and packaging on this purchase.

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Ships from Freeman, SD
Becky Wiese

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5,671 reviews

5 out of 5 stars

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Multiple people gave 5-star reviews to this shop in the past 7 days.

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Elena Pickle Nov 4, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

I think this has been on my wish list for years and it’s better than I what I was expecting. My only regret is that I’m gifting it for Christmas instead of keeping it. Hopefully my family will take a hint and get me one too. Thanks so much!

mindythompson May 4, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

I had ordered this sign and many other vegetable garden signs last year and absolutely loved them!! I decided to send this to my mom for her birthday and she couldn’t wait to place it in her backyard!! Great communication with the seller! Thank you!!

Caitlin Paul Aug 15, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

This was purchased as a gift. It delivered very quickly and here is the feedback I received from the recipient: “I love that it's white, I love that the letters are stamped out. Everything. 12/10. Now the hard part is deciding which garden to put it in.”

Maggiy Jul 26, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Item was shipped the same day I ordered it and was of wonderful quality! Gives me a giggle every time I see it in my patio garden.