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grow. dammit. metal garden stake, Garden Stake, Funny Garden Sign, Garden Humor, garden marker, Gardener Gift Ideas, Rusty Garden Decor

grow. dammit. metal garden stake, Garden Stake, Funny Garden Sign, Garden Humor, garden marker, Gardener Gift Ideas, Rusty Garden Decor

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: steel, rust, metal
  • Favorited by: 7923 people
  • Gift message available
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Description

grow. dammit. stake is an update on an old favorite! We've taken the popular Grow. Dammit. hanging sign and turned it into a funny yard sign!
This rustic garden stake is easy to add to a large planter or place anywhere in the landscape or garden. It's a large enough size to stand out on its own but still fits into planters. Great gift for apartment dwellers and extreme gardeners alike!

The face of the grow. dammit. stake is 8" wide and 4" tall. It is slightly larger, but a very similar match to our Classic Garden Markers. It's cut from steel about as thick as a nickel. The stake is roughly 20" tall overall. Signs have been pre-soaked to begin the rusting process. The patina will only improve with age!
These garden signs are ready to ship! Standard shipping is FREE!

NOW you can find this popular item in a Medium or Large size! Available while supplies last. The Medium is 23" tall with a face 12 x 7 1/2" in size. Large is 28" tall with a 15 x 7 3/4" face.
Choose the size in the drop-down menu.

Please note that this item is made of naturally rusted steel. Irregular colors are to be expected, and with time outdoors the entire item will turn a golden rusty brown. Rusted steel can stain fabrics and leave residue on your hands. Please be aware that the item may have sharp edges. Gardening gloves are recommended. This item is not intended as an indoor product.

Also check out our original hanging Grow. Dammit. sign. Great for fences, garden gates and trellises! https://www.etsy.com/listing/222130653/grow-dammit-metal-sign?ref=shop_home_feat_3

The original grow. dammit. garden stake is a local favorite! We hope you love it as much as our local fans do!
All of our items are made by the two of us, in our own shop. 100% made in USA and made to last!
grow. dammit. stake is an update on an old favorite! We've taken the popular Grow. Dammit. hanging sign and turned it into a funny yard sign!
This rustic garden stake is easy to add to a large planter or place anywhere in the landscape or garden. It's a large enough size to stand out on its own but still fits into planters. Great gift for apartment dwellers and extreme gardeners alike!

The face of the grow. dammit. stake is 8" wide and 4" tall. It is slightly larger, but a very similar match to our Classic Garden Markers. It's cut from steel about as thick as a nickel. The stake is roughly 20" tall overall. Signs have been pre-soaked to begin the rusting process. The patina will only improve with age!
These garden signs are ready to ship! Standard shipping is FREE!

NOW you can find this popular item in a Medium or Large size! Available while supplies last. The Medium is 23" tall with a face 12 x 7 1/2" in size. Large is 28" tall with a 15 x 7 3/4" face.
Choose the size in the drop-down menu.

Please note that this item is made of naturally rusted steel. Irregular colors are to be expected, and with time outdoors the entire item will turn a golden rusty brown. Rusted steel can stain fabrics and leave residue on your hands. Please be aware that the item may have sharp edges. Gardening gloves are recommended. This item is not intended as an indoor product.

Also check out our original hanging Grow. Dammit. sign. Great for fences, garden gates and trellises! https://www.etsy.com/listing/222130653/grow-dammit-metal-sign?ref=shop_home_feat_3

The original grow. dammit. garden stake is a local favorite! We hope you love it as much as our local fans do!
All of our items are made by the two of us, in our own shop. 100% made in USA and made to last!

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 1 hour of purchase

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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Please contact us if you'd like to personalize one of our non-custom items.
If you're ordering a custom piece like an address sign please remember to include your personalization info in the area to "leave a note" at checkout.
Sizes are listed in the description. If we've missed sizing information please contact us, so that we can correct our mistake! Thank you.
Rusted Items:
No special care is needed! Rinse with water if dirty. Rusted items are safe in all weather. No need to bring them in for the winter.
Powder Coated Items:
Powder Coat is a very durable finish. Safe in all weather. If needed it can be washed with soap and water. Do not use an abrasive pad.
Custom Automotive Paint:
Treat this finish just like your car. After 6 months of drying time it can even be polished or waxed. Safe outdoors in any weather. Will not fade or peel like spray paint. If needed our painted signs can be washed with soap and water using a soft cloth. Do not use an abrasive pad.
We do not offer gift wrap due to the size of our items. Gift wrap will not survive the shipping process in an attractive manner.
Yes, you can ship items directly to a gift recipient.
Please be sure to enter their address correctly during checkout for a seamless transaction.
You can select to ship the item as a gift. A packing slip will be printed with your item, but it will not include any pricing information.
We do not offer hand-written notes or cards at this time. You can enter a gift message to your gift recipient during checkout. This message will be printed on the packing slip which also does not include any pricing information.
During checkout you'll have a chance to type a note. Please enter text exactly as you would like it to appear on your customized items.

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