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We look at butts all day, but we never really see them at their best. It's also impossible to see your own butt without a full length mirror and who has the time?! Now, you can see a pallid, bare butt whenever you want to simply by looking at your gorgeous hand-crafted butt necklace. Featuring two balls of pale, clammy clay gingerly squished together to create an elegant butt cracking effect, this necklace will have everyone talking. As the pendant rotates, you will be delighted to find that it looks like a butt from every angle. The sturdy black chord is tied in a sloppy knot to a necklace clasp I bought at Michael's with a coupon. There are no if ands or buts about getting this butt necklace. PLEASE SEE PALE MOON BRACELET FOR GREAT MATCHING SET. YES, I DID COPY AND PASTE THE PALE MOON BRACELET DESCRIPTION AND JUST CHANGE ALL THE "BRACELET"S TO "NECKLACE"

Pale Moon Necklace

$999.99

Only 1 available


Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Color: Beige
  • Materials: sculpey, chord, necklace clasp
  • Only ships within United States.