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Funny New Home, Custom New Home Card, Rude New Home Card, Naughty New Home Card, Humour, Funny Moving Card, Rude Moving Card, Naughty Card

Funny New Home, Custom New Home Card, Rude New Home Card, Naughty New Home Card, Humour, Funny Moving Card, Rude Moving Card, Naughty Card

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Card, Envelope
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 11 people
  • Gift message available
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Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From United Kingdom
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy


I just love moustaches and had to create this design for a funny 'New home' card. I then printed it on to 300gsm thick recycled brown card. Simply tell me the name you would like on the card and I will do the rest :-)

Funny New Home Card – Rude New Home Card – Naughty New Home Card

Card dimensions: 13.5 x 13.5cm - includes brown envelope

Card - 300gsm Thick Brown Recycled Card

Message inside:


5 out of 5 stars


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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

Generally I have been very very lucky with the Royal Mail and in all my time of selling I have only had two incidents which were not up to my standards. Unfortunately this is life and we can't always guarantee everything will go to plan.

If you purchase an item and it doesn't arrive, is damaged or it does not reach your expectations please let me know as soon as possible and I will do everything in my power to correct the situation so that you are smiling and happy again.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Shipping policies

I always do my absolute best to send cards as soon as possible without comprising on the quality of the item/s.

I try to send my cards and prints first class to arrive the next working day, and frames second class which usually arrive between 2-3 working days.

I will also send a note with the shipping email as well as a personal message to let you know when I've posted your item and roughly when it will arrive.

I try to get to the Post Office as soon as I can to post items abroad, the lovely man at the Post Office says it normally takes on average 5-7 working days before my lovely card/s will arrive.

If you'd like something very quickly (to be in your hands within 1-2 days) just send me a message and I will let you know if this is possible before you purchase any items.

Additional policies

I'm a true believer in paying it forward and like to give money to charity as and when I can. Although it may not say it on my items, all of them are charity cards and I give 10% of profits to various charities.

I always like a challenge and am always open to suggestions so if there's a specific card you would like and can't find it anywhere, just send me a message and I will let you know if I can add a card to my shop for you.

The majority of my items can be personalised for any name or relative, if there's a specific card you like but would like to add a name please message me and I will see what I can do.

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