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Is there someone at work who needs one last dig before they move on? Is there a punk in your life who needs a reality check?

Yes? Then let Rook & Owl Studio help you out with a healthy dose of sarcasm...

This is a 5X7 handmade greeting card constructed of professional quality, 80lb paper. A real! tube of Chapstick is attached, and the card comes with an appropriate-sized box envelope.

The front side of the card reads: "This is my secret to success (which I am passing on to you...).

The inside reads: "I've learned that no one likes being asskissed by rough, scaly lips. Good luck, and pucker up!"


You know exactly who you would gift this card to, don't you? ;) We do too (ok, maybe we would gift it to several people).

Quantities are limited, so order now. I ship no later than 72 hours after order, and all items go out USPS Priority mail. International shipping is welcomed.

© Sandy Leppin, Rook and Owl Studio 2015

Kiss Off and Pucker Up! Greeting Card

$12.00

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