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Clear or Smoke Blank Acrylic Paddle - Coffin

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Clear or Smoke Blank Acrylic Paddle - Coffin

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Material: acrylic
  • Favorited by: 16 people
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Ready to ship in 3–5 business days
From United States

Description

Each paddle is imagined by an actual pervert, then CAD-designed, CNC-milled, and hand-finished. Cut from acrylic or polycarbonate sheet stock, each design has been thoroughly tested for durability. All of our paddles are easily sanitized with mild soap and warm water.

These coffins are beveled on both the front and back. They have hand-sanded edges that give a satin-like finish. The handle texture and the filigree around the pommel are standard features of this design.

Available in both optically clear, frost, or smoke acrylic.

If you'd like custom engraving, please click "ask a question" and get in touch with us! We love custom orders and want to make something you'll love!

Approximate Measurements:
Coffin
13" tall
4.25" wide
cut from 0.5" stock

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We do not accept refunds. If you receive an item that has been damaged, please contact us immediately.

Shipping policies

In-stock items will ship within 48 hours of order placement.
Custom orders will ship up to 1 week after order placement.
*If for any reason we expect a delay in the manufacture process (a complex design, large order, etc) or shipment process, we will contact you directly after receiving your order.

We do offer international shipping. Please note that international transactions often take a few days to process.

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