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Funny Newborn Baby Card - Nine Months Ago - Welcome To Parenthood - New Mom Funny Card. New Dad Funny Card. New Baby Funny Card. Parenting.

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Nine Months Ago
Happy Hours
Weekend Trips
Spontaneous Sex

Today
Shitty Diapers
Sleepless Nights
Too Tired For Sex

Welcome To Parenthood!

OPTIONS:

Card ONLY - This card is blank inside and ready for you to write a personal message.

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Card + Written Message - Let us hand write the message for you! We can send it directly to the person you'd like (US addresses only) or send it to you.
Leave a note with the message you want in the card, include the shipping address in your order and we'll do the rest!

Details:

-Measures 4 x 5.5 inches
-Printed on acid and lignin free white card stock (A2) folded
-Brown Kraft envelope
-Blank inside
-Packaged in a plastic protective sleeve
-Created by V. Starling for Honest AF Cards.

Ships within 1-2 business days via First Class Mail.

Copyright © Verna Starling
All Rights Reserved

Looking for other greeting cards? Find more Honest AF Cards in my shop: http://honestafcards.etsy.com
Nine Months Ago
Happy Hours
Weekend Trips
Spontaneous Sex

Today
Shitty Diapers
Sleepless Nights
Too Tired For Sex

Welcome To Parenthood!

OPTIONS:

Card ONLY - This card is blank inside and ready for you to write a personal message.

OR

Card + Written Message - Let us hand write the message for you! We can send it directly to the person you'd like (US addresses only) or send it to you.
Leave a note with the message you want in the card, include the shipping address in your order and we'll do the rest!

Details:

-Measures 4 x 5.5 inches
-Printed on acid and lignin free white card stock (A2) folded
-Brown Kraft envelope
-Blank inside
-Packaged in a plastic protective sleeve
-Created by V. Starling for Honest AF Cards.

Ships within 1-2 business days via First Class Mail.

Copyright © Verna Starling
All Rights Reserved

Looking for other greeting cards? Find more Honest AF Cards in my shop: http://honestafcards.etsy.com

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Funny Newborn Baby Card - Nine Months Ago - Welcome To Parenthood - New Mom Funny Card. New Dad Funny Card. New Baby Funny Card. Parenting.

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  • Materials: paper, ink
  • Feedback: 563 reviews
  • Favorited by: 16 people
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