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4 BOOB SCARVES - 10% off Multi Boob Scarf order. Team accessories, Breast Cancer awareness, Dirty Santa Gifts, Girls weekend, Bachelor

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4 Boob Scarves! 58" Regular Size (see details below to order different sizes and lengths)

MOBILE USERS - Select your Shipping Service speed from the shopping cart. Can't swipe? Here are the nipple colors - https://img0.etsystatic.com/111/0/8945465/il_fullxfull.877801300_mqh9.jpg Find and Click the item description/details or scroll down for more info. Swipe the picture to see more or click the little round picture button indicators.

♦ DIFFERENT QUANTITY? Here's my shop home page - TheBOOBshop.Etsy.com
(use the categories on the left to help navigate)
♦ DIFFERENT SIZE/LENGTH? No problem. I don't have all sizes listed for this quantity, but if you message me, I'd be happy to set up a custom listing for you. In a nutshell...
• 42" regular size is $1 less per scarf
• 42" big size is $1.50 more per scarf
• 58" big size is $2.50 more per scarf.
Shipping will be a bit more for the Big Size, but calculated using your zip... so send me your zip with your message. BoobScarf [!at] gmail.com

[ COLORS ]
I can make any color combo in any size/length. I've selected the most popular scarf/nipple colors for the listing but the possibilities are nearly endless.

[ ADD ONS FOR THIS ITEM ]
• Pink Ribbon - www.etsy.com/listing/174029122
• Booby Prize packaging - www.etsy.com/listing/211097487
• Nipple Rings are always free!

[ TURN AROUND TIME = The time before your order actually ships ]
On the Shipping & Policies tab, there is information regarding the number of days before they will ship. These will most likely be made to order. It gets a bit hectic around Christmas and my turn around time will very likely be extended so please plan ahead. I do step away for vacation and generally don't announce that before hand; my vacation weeks away have already been planned for 2016 but I do take off now and again for long weekends.

[ FREE NIPPLE RING(s) ]
Nipple rings are always free. (pic of sizes http://bit.ly/NippleRingSizes )
• 1 small ring
• 1 large ring (my preferred size - big enough to be extra funny and sits well in the nipple)
• 1 small rings
• 2 large rings
The nipple rings are a strong silver colored alloy metal and not really meant to be removed without pliers. Easy to remove aluminum rings are available upon request. To remove the ring, spin it around until you see the join then push (not pull) the join apart and slide the ring out. Once removed, the nipple ring can be difficult to reinsert.

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[ FAQ - SHIPPING AND ETA ]
► If you need it by a specific date - PLEASE let me know!!!
HOW LONG BEFORE YOUR ORDER SHIPS?
Normally I ship within a few days; however, because this is a discounted multiple boob scarf listing, please allow up to 7 full days for your order to ship. This ship by estimate is not guaranteed as life my get in the way. Please communicate when you need the scarf order to be delivered to you.

[ INTERNATIONAL UK, CANADA, ALL - CUSTOMS FEES, VAT, DUTY, TAX ]
Although International is not offered in this listing, I can ship outside the US. The Shipping cost needs to be calculated based on the number of scarves you want.
►►NOTICE◄◄
UK and ALL INTERNATIONAL FRIENDS - Orders with a destination outside the US are subject to customs inspection. The buyer is responsible for all fees associated with importing their order into their own country. I can suggest looking into fees that maybe levied by your own country prior to ordering so you are well informed.
SHIPPING • International orders generally take about 10 days to arrive however customs can cause delays up to several weeks. Most of my international shipments arrive between 8 and 14 days.

================================================
------ ALL ITEMS ARE HANDMADE IN DETROIT, MI • USA ------
♥X♥ All items are handmade in my home based shop in Detroit, Michigan
(no pets, no perfumes, no smoke, or other strong odors)
================================================

KEEP READING FOR INFORMATION ABOUT....
- materials & care
- policies
- customs fees
- photo use
- design copy
- wholesale

MATERIALS: I make every scarf with ONLY 100% quality anti-pill fleece with no horizontal seams across the scarf. The anti-pill fleece has a slight "brushed" look to it (cheaper fleece is smoother and has a "squeaky" feeling). Each boob has a small handmade pillow insert that I stuff with precisely weighed plush poly-fill and sew closed. I hand knit these nipples using 100% durable and washable super-wash wool and machine sew them securely to the scarf. All materials are new and a lot of precision goes into the making of each scarf.

CARE: Machine wash cool, delicate. No Bleach. Tumble dry low and remove promptly. No need to iron. It will not shrink.

POLICIES: Please read my shop policies for just about everything else you care to know... or convo me... or email me at BoobScarf [!at] Gmail.com
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheBOOBshop/policy

CUSTOM FEES - When you import merchandise YOU are responsible for all fees including but not limited to VAT, duty, tax and processing fees. This is NOT included a shipping fee and every country has different import fees. Check it out first! The seller is NEVER responsible for import fees.

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS - Orders with a destination outside the US are subject to customs inspection. It can take about 10 business days to 3 months for packages to clear customs. The time it takes is unfortunately out of my control. The buyer is responsible for all fees associated with importing their order into their own country. I can suggest looking into fees that maybe levied by your own country prior to ordering so you are well informed.

COPYRIGHT - This is my own design by my own imagination. I spent numerous hours developing the overall design and perfecting the knitted nipple. Copying the "Neck Knockers Boob Scarf" name, pictures or design specifics for personal or commercial use are prohibited as they are protected trademark and copyright law. All images are the property of Marlene Dysert and all assumed businesses names. Written permission is needed if you would like to use my photos.

WHOLESALE - Due the labor involved in creating this unique item, I do not offer wholesale pricing. I can offer discounts on multiple scarf purchases as shown here. Please message me for more information and tell me how many you would like to order and the zip code/country destination.

========================================================
Thanks for stopping by!
Marni

[ VIEW MY OTHER ITEMS ]
View all of my items at my shop's homepage: http://www.TheBOOBshop.Etsy.com

[ OTHER LINKS ]
• View all items at TheBOOBshop.etsy.com
• My other Etsy shops: ONONshop.etsy.comYarnShop4U.etsy.comEcoGreenPads.etsy.com
4 Boob Scarves! 58" Regular Size (see details below to order different sizes and lengths)

MOBILE USERS - Select your Shipping Service speed from the shopping cart. Can't swipe? Here are the nipple colors - https://img0.etsystatic.com/111/0/8945465/il_fullxfull.877801300_mqh9.jpg Find and Click the item description/details or scroll down for more info. Swipe the picture to see more or click the little round picture button indicators.

♦ DIFFERENT QUANTITY? Here's my shop home page - TheBOOBshop.Etsy.com
(use the categories on the left to help navigate)
♦ DIFFERENT SIZE/LENGTH? No problem. I don't have all sizes listed for this quantity, but if you message me, I'd be happy to set up a custom listing for you. In a nutshell...
• 42" regular size is $1 less per scarf
• 42" big size is $1.50 more per scarf
• 58" big size is $2.50 more per scarf.
Shipping will be a bit more for the Big Size, but calculated using your zip... so send me your zip with your message. BoobScarf [!at] gmail.com

[ COLORS ]
I can make any color combo in any size/length. I've selected the most popular scarf/nipple colors for the listing but the possibilities are nearly endless.

[ ADD ONS FOR THIS ITEM ]
• Pink Ribbon - www.etsy.com/listing/174029122
• Booby Prize packaging - www.etsy.com/listing/211097487
• Nipple Rings are always free!

[ TURN AROUND TIME = The time before your order actually ships ]
On the Shipping & Policies tab, there is information regarding the number of days before they will ship. These will most likely be made to order. It gets a bit hectic around Christmas and my turn around time will very likely be extended so please plan ahead. I do step away for vacation and generally don't announce that before hand; my vacation weeks away have already been planned for 2016 but I do take off now and again for long weekends.

[ FREE NIPPLE RING(s) ]
Nipple rings are always free. (pic of sizes http://bit.ly/NippleRingSizes )
• 1 small ring
• 1 large ring (my preferred size - big enough to be extra funny and sits well in the nipple)
• 1 small rings
• 2 large rings
The nipple rings are a strong silver colored alloy metal and not really meant to be removed without pliers. Easy to remove aluminum rings are available upon request. To remove the ring, spin it around until you see the join then push (not pull) the join apart and slide the ring out. Once removed, the nipple ring can be difficult to reinsert.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[ FAQ - SHIPPING AND ETA ]
► If you need it by a specific date - PLEASE let me know!!!
HOW LONG BEFORE YOUR ORDER SHIPS?
Normally I ship within a few days; however, because this is a discounted multiple boob scarf listing, please allow up to 7 full days for your order to ship. This ship by estimate is not guaranteed as life my get in the way. Please communicate when you need the scarf order to be delivered to you.

[ INTERNATIONAL UK, CANADA, ALL - CUSTOMS FEES, VAT, DUTY, TAX ]
Although International is not offered in this listing, I can ship outside the US. The Shipping cost needs to be calculated based on the number of scarves you want.
►►NOTICE◄◄
UK and ALL INTERNATIONAL FRIENDS - Orders with a destination outside the US are subject to customs inspection. The buyer is responsible for all fees associated with importing their order into their own country. I can suggest looking into fees that maybe levied by your own country prior to ordering so you are well informed.
SHIPPING • International orders generally take about 10 days to arrive however customs can cause delays up to several weeks. Most of my international shipments arrive between 8 and 14 days.

================================================
------ ALL ITEMS ARE HANDMADE IN DETROIT, MI • USA ------
♥X♥ All items are handmade in my home based shop in Detroit, Michigan
(no pets, no perfumes, no smoke, or other strong odors)
================================================

KEEP READING FOR INFORMATION ABOUT....
- materials & care
- policies
- customs fees
- photo use
- design copy
- wholesale

MATERIALS: I make every scarf with ONLY 100% quality anti-pill fleece with no horizontal seams across the scarf. The anti-pill fleece has a slight "brushed" look to it (cheaper fleece is smoother and has a "squeaky" feeling). Each boob has a small handmade pillow insert that I stuff with precisely weighed plush poly-fill and sew closed. I hand knit these nipples using 100% durable and washable super-wash wool and machine sew them securely to the scarf. All materials are new and a lot of precision goes into the making of each scarf.

CARE: Machine wash cool, delicate. No Bleach. Tumble dry low and remove promptly. No need to iron. It will not shrink.

POLICIES: Please read my shop policies for just about everything else you care to know... or convo me... or email me at BoobScarf [!at] Gmail.com
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheBOOBshop/policy

CUSTOM FEES - When you import merchandise YOU are responsible for all fees including but not limited to VAT, duty, tax and processing fees. This is NOT included a shipping fee and every country has different import fees. Check it out first! The seller is NEVER responsible for import fees.

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS - Orders with a destination outside the US are subject to customs inspection. It can take about 10 business days to 3 months for packages to clear customs. The time it takes is unfortunately out of my control. The buyer is responsible for all fees associated with importing their order into their own country. I can suggest looking into fees that maybe levied by your own country prior to ordering so you are well informed.

COPYRIGHT - This is my own design by my own imagination. I spent numerous hours developing the overall design and perfecting the knitted nipple. Copying the "Neck Knockers Boob Scarf" name, pictures or design specifics for personal or commercial use are prohibited as they are protected trademark and copyright law. All images are the property of Marlene Dysert and all assumed businesses names. Written permission is needed if you would like to use my photos.

WHOLESALE - Due the labor involved in creating this unique item, I do not offer wholesale pricing. I can offer discounts on multiple scarf purchases as shown here. Please message me for more information and tell me how many you would like to order and the zip code/country destination.

========================================================
Thanks for stopping by!
Marni

[ VIEW MY OTHER ITEMS ]
View all of my items at my shop's homepage: http://www.TheBOOBshop.Etsy.com

[ OTHER LINKS ]
• View all items at TheBOOBshop.etsy.com
• My other Etsy shops: ONONshop.etsy.comYarnShop4U.etsy.comEcoGreenPads.etsy.com

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation: before item has shipped
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

FAQs

• PROCESSING TIME is the time it takes to make your item THEN ship. Each listing has a stated "ships in XX days" on the shipping/policies tab. I do not guarantee the arrival by a certain date, but can try to make it happen.

✽CONTACT ME IF YOU NEED YOUR ORDER BY A CERTAIN DATE! email: boobscarf@gmail.com

• DELAYS: Transit delays caused by weather, changes in delivery routing, weekends and regional holidays do occur. International orders are subject to customs inspections.

• SLOW TRANSIT REFUNDS are not provided for shipping costs related to a delay in transit time; EXCEPT in the event that Priority Express Shipping was purchased and the Post Office failed to meet their own guarantee. Guarantees may be waived for severe weather.
• ETA: This can be tough to predict for both US and international orders.
--> US orders usually arrive 2-5 delivery days after shipping. Recent postal changes including the closing of facilities have been known to create long transit delays upwards to 2 weeks. In 2015 Texas was a big problem area; it seems to have cleared up and most orders are back to arriving in 2-5 days.
-->> International orders arrival date can vary greatly as they must pass through customs inspections. For UK, CAN, AUS 8-12 days is about normal. All buyers may be subjected to their order taking from 10 days to 4 months to arrive. If you are not comfortable with a long delivery wait, do not order. Buyers in extremely remote areas must have a lot of patience.
• SHIPPING SPEED ESTIMATOR (aka Service Commitment Estimator) This handy online tool will help you figure out how long it will take your order to arrive. Enter your zip (mine is 48215) and change the date your order date PLUS the number of days shown as the "ships in XX days" on the listing's shipping/policy tab.

http://postcalc.usps.com/ServiceCommitments.aspx?dz=&oz=48215&MailingDate=01/01/01

• SHOP HOURS: I keep unconventional shop hours. I have a day job and am often away from 8am - 7pm weekdays; I send messages and create between those hours and weekends.

• REFUNDS are generated by me and issued to you by Etsy. They are refunded to the same source by which payment was made e.g. payment via PayPal is refunded to PayPal.
• UNDELIVERABLE AS ADDRESSED: If your order is returned due providing an invalid or incorrect address and your order is returned, I will refund the cost of the item. The original shipping cost is non-refundable. The item(s) will be relisted for repurchase.
• BUYER REMORSE/CANCEL AFTER SHIPPED/REFUSED: If you change your mind about an order while the package is in transit, you can 1) Refuse the delivery by NOT OPENING the package and giving the package back to delivery company 2) once opened you can ship it back at your expense. Orders must be returned in the original condition. Shipping costs are not refunded.
• NOT PICKED UP or CLAIMED orders returned in their original condition will be treated as REFUSED. Shipping is not refunded.
• LOST PACKAGES are those that never reach their destination and have the correct shipping address. The post office does not consider a package to be lost for 60 days past the ETA and wait period is equally as long. Not received: Please ask your carrier, your local post office and your neighbors if they mistakenly received your order or took the package inside for you.
• STOLEN PACKAGES/NOT RECEIVED with a status of "delivered" will require a copy of a police a police report filed with your local authorities before I can refund.
• DAMAGED PACKAGES ((KEEP ALL PACKAGING!!)) and contact me immediately with details of the damage and few photos of the damaged package/product. I can't file a damage claim without some proof.
• LOCATION: My shop is proudly located in Detroit, Michigan, USA and occupies about 1400 square feet of my 100 year old American Four Square home.
• WORKERS: It's just me running the shop. My husband of 25 years often makes the Post Office run.
• ENVIRONMENT: I do not have pets and no one ever smokes in my shop or home. I do not burn scented candles or generate other strong smells.
• HANDMADE: All of the handmade items for sale in my shop are made exclusively by me. I reserve the right to make slight design improvements which may not be shown in the listing and to change my product labeling and packaging without notification.
• PACKAGING: On occasion I will use a large recycled box for large orders. All recycled packaging is clean.
• US: I ship primarily via the US Postal Service (USPS). You will receive a tracking number for all orders. You can choose a different method of shipping and pay the difference or use your own account number. Contact me prior to finalizing your order if you would like your order delivered by a carrier other than the post office and I will create a reserved listing based on your preferences. Once the purchase is complete any additional costs associated with changing carriers must be paid prior to shipping; I will invoice you the difference for ease of payment.
• INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: Non-US orders are shipped from the US via the US Postal Service (USPS) and final delivery is made by a secondary carrier contracted by the USPS.
• ADDITIONAL FEES: VAT fees, import fees, handling/processing fees and all other taxes, duties and fees associated with importing goods are the responsibility of the receiver. I do not and cannot collect or pay these fees; shipping gets it to the border. Fees are regulated by individual countries and are the buyer's responsibility. For any additional information, direct questions to your local customs agency before you make a purchase.
• MARKING AS A "GIFT": I will not mark orders as a gift.
• DELAYS: Customs delays are not uncommon. I will not cheat you but you must be patient.
• REFUNDS will not be issued for items not picked up nor slow transit and will be treated as "Refused".
My business is located in the state of Michigan and therefore I must submit 6% Sales Tax to the State of Michigan for all orders being shipped to a Michigan Destination. Per MI law, tax is applied to the cost of the goods ordered as well as shipping and handling costs and at this time only applies to Michigan residents. The tax will be automatically added to the total and as a list item on your purchase receipt.
• DONATIONS: I donate between $1 and $5 per scarf depending on the selling venue. I donate a few scarves each year for 501(c)3 events with special considerations for Michigan events and secondary considerations for out of state events. For consideration, email the event date, details, 501(c)3 information and URL regarding the event to boobscarf@gmail.com
• WHOLESALE: Due the labor involved in creating this unique item, I do not offer wholesale pricing. I do offer discounts on multi scarf purchases. This section has several multiple scarf listings - https://goo.gl/REI0ES. If you don't see what you need there, please message me for more information and tell me how many you would like to order and the zip code/country destination.

4 BOOB SCARVES - 10% off Multi Boob Scarf order. Team accessories, Breast Cancer awareness, Dirty Santa Gifts, Girls weekend, Bachelor

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Length: 58 Inches
  • Materials: fleece, yarn, poly fil, thread
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 91 reviews
  • Favorited by: 1 person
  • Gift message available

Shipping & returns

Made just for you. Ready to ship in 4–8 business days.
From United States
Shipping upgrades available in the cart
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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