DACHSHUNDS cotton boxers

DACHSHUNDS cotton boxers

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Materials

sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton

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Handmade item

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From United States
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Description

They come in a range of shapes and sizes, you can find them in different colors, some may be more energetic than others, and whenever they get excited, the party is about to start. Of course I'm talking about wieners. Wiener DOGS, you pervert! While they were originally bred to flush badgers out of their holes, they now live to take up residence inside your pants.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "THE MAGNIFICENT WIENER" (although upon request, I'm happy to print a wrapper with the title "THE HUMBLE WIENER" - up to you!).

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of person they're suitable for:

¨ The short & stumpy
¨ Low riders
¨ The streamlined
¨ Hot-doggers
¨ The short-haired and the long-haired
¨ Ankle biters
¨ Badger hunters
¨ Anyone with nice buns
¨ Anyone who’s proud of his wiener


When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... and they're indispensable when you want to play a rousing game of "Count how many wieners are in my pants'!
They come in a range of shapes and sizes, you can find them in different colors, some may be more energetic than others, and whenever they get excited, the party is about to start. Of course I'm talking about wieners. Wiener DOGS, you pervert! While they were originally bred to flush badgers out of their holes, they now live to take up residence inside your pants.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "THE MAGNIFICENT WIENER" (although upon request, I'm happy to print a wrapper with the title "THE HUMBLE WIENER" - up to you!).

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of person they're suitable for:

¨ The short & stumpy
¨ Low riders
¨ The streamlined
¨ Hot-doggers
¨ The short-haired and the long-haired
¨ Ankle biters
¨ Badger hunters
¨ Anyone with nice buns
¨ Anyone who’s proud of his wiener


When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... and they're indispensable when you want to play a rousing game of "Count how many wieners are in my pants'!

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Returns & exchanges

Due to the cootie factor, I can't in good conscience accept returns on underwear. That said - if you give them as a gift and discover that you've sorely misestimated the size of the recipient, I'll happily exchange them for the proper size, you just cover the shipping charges.

You know there's a story behind this policy: if I ship an order and the package is refused and returned to me unopened, you'll get a refund for the items, minus my listing fees, minus a 25% restocking fee, with no refund on the shipping.

Shipping policies

I endeavor to turn orders around pretty quickly - in most cases I ship by USPS First Class (and First Class International), getting them out the door within two business days. You'll get a tracking number upon shipment, so you can watch online as your order gets closer & closer, then all of a sudden you'll find it's in your hands!

If it absolutely positively has to be there overnight, I'm happy to upgrade shipping in a private listing. Convo me and we'll figure out what works best in your situation.

International customers, please be aware that customs/duty/VAT fees may be assessed by your home country upon receipt of the shipment, and those costs are the sole responsibility of the buyer as I have no way of knowing what might be assessed.

Additional policies

If you've got something specific in mind, I love doing custom orders! Convo me with your request, I'll hunt for some appropriate fabric, and we'll find something that speaks to your need. Custom orders typically cost a bit more, but you'll have input throughout the process.