DACHSHUNDS cotton boxers

DACHSHUNDS cotton boxers


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sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton

They come in a range of shapes and sizes, you can find them in different colors, some may be more energetic than others, and whenever they get excited, the party is about to start. Of course I'm talking about wieners. Wiener DOGS, you pervert! While they were originally bred to flush badgers out of their holes, they now live to take up residence inside your pants.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "THE MAGNIFICENT WIENER" (although upon request, I'm happy to print a wrapper with the title "THE HUMBLE WIENER" - up to you!).

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of person they're suitable for:

¨ The short & stumpy
¨ Low riders
¨ The streamlined
¨ Hot-doggers
¨ The short-haired and the long-haired
¨ Ankle biters
¨ Badger hunters
¨ Anyone with nice buns
¨ Anyone who’s proud of his wiener

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... and they're indispensable when you want to play a rousing game of "Count how many wieners are in my pants'!

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5 out of 5 stars (618)
  • Natalia Orellana Jun 29, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
  • missdoriscrumple Feb 7, 2018
    5 out of 5 stars
    This was my 3rd order with Dagny-my second order of special order drawers. My boyfriend’s undies were in dire need of an overhaul. I found some different fabrics and sent them to Dagny and lo and behold, more amazing boxers! Her craftsmanship is impeccable, she kept me informed about the progress, and shoved them in the smallest box to save on shipping! Worth every penny!
    missdoriscrumple reviewed Custom underpants by the dozen
  • Tony Scott Jan 8, 2020
    5 out of 5 stars
    I love Dagny's stuff. I have replaced my entire fleet of store bought boxers with her hand made stuff.
    Tony Scott reviewed Plaid x 4
  • Paulette Bane Dec 17, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    High-quality and well-made, as usual! I have been buying from this seller for several years, and the products are always great.
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