DACHSHUNDS cotton boxers

DACHSHUNDS cotton boxers

$27.00

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Sep 25-30

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton

They come in a range of shapes and sizes, you can find them in different colors, some may be more energetic than others, and whenever they get excited, the party is about to start. Of course I'm talking about wieners. Wiener DOGS, you pervert! While they were originally bred to flush badgers out of their holes, they now live to take up residence inside your pants.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "THE MAGNIFICENT WIENER" (although upon request, I'm happy to print a wrapper with the title "THE HUMBLE WIENER" - up to you!).

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of person they're suitable for:

¨ The short & stumpy
¨ Low riders
¨ The streamlined
¨ Hot-doggers
¨ The short-haired and the long-haired
¨ Ankle biters
¨ Badger hunters
¨ Anyone with nice buns
¨ Anyone who’s proud of his wiener


When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... and they're indispensable when you want to play a rousing game of "Count how many wieners are in my pants'!

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Sep 25-30

Sep 20

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Sep 21-23

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Sep 25-30

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Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Sep 25-30!

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Paula Oct 25, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Got my dude a brand new set, he's worn the other ones for years and it was time. He loves the fit, and I love the cheeky packaging puns. Thank you so much!!

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Shelley Smith Oct 9, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

These are adorable and very nice quality!! My Husbands birthday is next week and we have two mini dachshunds and it’s their gift to their Daddy, lol. So fun!!

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Lynette Aug 3, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Bought these boxers for my boyfriend because he loves Dachshunds. He wore them the first night I gave them to him. He loves them!

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Idunn Rindedal Dec 17, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Iiii crazty love theese. The fabric? The fit? 100% cotton

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