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Chill Pill for BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND Glass Apothecary Jar Funny Gag Gift

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A Chill Pill jar would be a very funny gift for your boyfriend or girlfriend. Let your significant other know you appreciate the way they put up with you and your imperfections by filling this jar with their favorite candy.

Give the saint who is dating you this special gift on this and other occasions: anniversary, valentines, when you screw up, their birth day, your birthday, christmas, just because.

This fun Chill Pill jar (candy not included) makes a perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a little humor within frustrating situations.

Want to add your business logo and relate these to your business? Message me for more information on how these can be customized!

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:

★Size: 8oz

★Jar Dimension: Height: 2-3/4” Diameter: 4” Base: 4” Top: 3”

★Finish: High End Apothecary Glass

★Color: Clear Jar With Kraft Paper Label

*Includes abbreviated wording


★Size: 16oz

★Jar Dimension: 4" Diameter x 4" Height, plus lid, Base 4" , Top 3"

★Finish: High End Apothecary Glass

★Color: Clear Jar With Craft Paper Label



★Size: 24oz

★Jar Dimension: 4" Diameter x 5 2/3" Height plus lid, Base 4", Top 3"

★Finish: High End Apothecary Glass

★Color: Clear Jar With Kraft Paper Label


PLEASE READ BELOW FOR A WORD FOR WORD OF WHAT THE LABEL SAYS FOR THIS THEME:

From Boyfriend
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your boyfriend behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your boyfriend for at least an hour to allow for a cooling off period. Repeated exposure to your boyfriend's character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill.

From Girlfriend
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your girlfriend behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your girlfriend for at least an hour to allow for a cooling off period. Repeated exposure to your girlfriend's character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill.

Related Items
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Apothecary 24oz: https://www.etsy.com/listing/262127867/
Apothecary 16oz: http://etsy.me/1QT6BIK
Apothecary 16oz with Candy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/260659794/chill-pill-boyfriendgirlfriend
Glass Jar: https://www.etsy.com/listing/261965627/chill-pill-boyfriendgirlfriend-people
Mini: https://www.etsy.com/listing/261029184/chill-pills-boyfriendgirlfriend-mini-4oz
Mini w Skittles: https://www.etsy.com/listing/261786383/chill-pills-mini-4oz-jar-for
Tin: https://www.etsy.com/listing/261787067/chill-pill-for-boyfriendgirlfriend-tin
Tin w Skittles: https://www.etsy.com/listing/261891542/chill-pill-for-boyfriendgirlfriend-tin
1 Label: https://www.etsy.com/listing/255549915/chill-pill-boyfriendgilfriend-labels-for
6 Labels: https://www.etsy.com/listing/241211639/chill-pill-boyfriendgilfriend-labels-for
8 Labels: https://www.etsy.com/listing/262184045/

For more fun filled gifts return to my shop by clicking here:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/scripturegifts
A Chill Pill jar would be a very funny gift for your boyfriend or girlfriend. Let your significant other know you appreciate the way they put up with you and your imperfections by filling this jar with their favorite candy.

Give the saint who is dating you this special gift on this and other occasions: anniversary, valentines, when you screw up, their birth day, your birthday, christmas, just because.

This fun Chill Pill jar (candy not included) makes a perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a little humor within frustrating situations.

Want to add your business logo and relate these to your business? Message me for more information on how these can be customized!

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:

★Size: 8oz

★Jar Dimension: Height: 2-3/4” Diameter: 4” Base: 4” Top: 3”

★Finish: High End Apothecary Glass

★Color: Clear Jar With Kraft Paper Label

*Includes abbreviated wording


★Size: 16oz

★Jar Dimension: 4" Diameter x 4" Height, plus lid, Base 4" , Top 3"

★Finish: High End Apothecary Glass

★Color: Clear Jar With Craft Paper Label



★Size: 24oz

★Jar Dimension: 4" Diameter x 5 2/3" Height plus lid, Base 4", Top 3"

★Finish: High End Apothecary Glass

★Color: Clear Jar With Kraft Paper Label


PLEASE READ BELOW FOR A WORD FOR WORD OF WHAT THE LABEL SAYS FOR THIS THEME:

From Boyfriend
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your boyfriend behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your boyfriend for at least an hour to allow for a cooling off period. Repeated exposure to your boyfriend's character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill.

From Girlfriend
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your girlfriend behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your girlfriend for at least an hour to allow for a cooling off period. Repeated exposure to your girlfriend's character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill.

Related Items
_________________________

Apothecary 24oz: https://www.etsy.com/listing/262127867/
Apothecary 16oz: http://etsy.me/1QT6BIK
Apothecary 16oz with Candy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/260659794/chill-pill-boyfriendgirlfriend
Glass Jar: https://www.etsy.com/listing/261965627/chill-pill-boyfriendgirlfriend-people
Mini: https://www.etsy.com/listing/261029184/chill-pills-boyfriendgirlfriend-mini-4oz
Mini w Skittles: https://www.etsy.com/listing/261786383/chill-pills-mini-4oz-jar-for
Tin: https://www.etsy.com/listing/261787067/chill-pill-for-boyfriendgirlfriend-tin
Tin w Skittles: https://www.etsy.com/listing/261891542/chill-pill-for-boyfriendgirlfriend-tin
1 Label: https://www.etsy.com/listing/255549915/chill-pill-boyfriendgilfriend-labels-for
6 Labels: https://www.etsy.com/listing/241211639/chill-pill-boyfriendgilfriend-labels-for
8 Labels: https://www.etsy.com/listing/262184045/

For more fun filled gifts return to my shop by clicking here:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/scripturegifts

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Digital File
https://www.etsy.com/listing/252783415/chill-pill-custom-digital-file-for-dyi

Craft Paper Labels
https://www.etsy.com/listing/456748334/customized-craft-paper-labels-for-diy

24oz Jar
https://www.etsy.com/listing/400695743/customized-chill-pill-24-oz-apothecary
We process most ready to ship items within 48 hours. This includes all of our Chill Pill jars and labels. Other items with more personalization may take several days longer. If you need your item processed sooner we can try to process them the same day or 24 hours but we cannot make any promises. You will need to send us a message after you have placed your order so we can move yours up the list for faster processing. The shipping speed will depend on your selections at check out. We outsource to the US Postal Services and they are responsible for delivering your item according to your selections.

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Chill Pill for BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND Glass Apothecary Jar Funny Gag Gift

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Apothecary Jar, Twine, Kraft Paper
  • Favorited by: 2494 people
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From Lilburn, GA
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