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Madame's Hand & Body Lotion - Select Your Scent

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Description

Rich, thick lotion made in small batches with nourishing avocado and sweet almond oils, and scented with the Madame's unique fragrances. Packaged in an 8 oz amber plastic bottle with black pump and waterproof label.
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Gypsy Caravan :: Pomegranate + Valencia
Laudanum :: Tobacco + Black Tea
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Timshel :: Tobacco + Vanilla
Widdershins :: Frankincense + Myrrh

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(4,271)
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 18, 2018
Wonderful scent, long lasting. Great product. I will be back soon.
Laudanum Hand & Body Lotion - Tobacco and Black Tea

Reviewed by Regina Steed-Ford
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 10, 2018
Perfect as always!
Step Right Up - Cedar, Saffron and Vetyver Scented Balm

Reviewed by Regina Steed-Ford
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 10, 2018
Madly in love! The scent it divine. I wear it as my daily perfume.
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Reviewed by Corrine
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 10, 2018
This is my all time favorite scent. It’s just amazing.
Laudanum - Tobacco and Black Tea - Perfume Oil Spray

Payments

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  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
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All sales from this shop are done through PayPal or credit card. Your order will not ship until payment is processed.

Returns & exchanges

Generally, all sales are final. There are no refunds or exchanges. If you attempt to return an item that has been used (even slightly), you will not receive a refund.

If for some reason you are truly disappointed in your order, don't hesitate to contact the Madame to discuss your options, and please do so before leaving feedback.

Madame does not refund shipping fees.

Shipping policies

Orders will ship within 2-4 business days of purchase. The Madame ships everything via the US Postal Service. They know her, they love her. They snicker at her beard.

Shipping Overage Refunds for Domestic and International Orders:
If your shipping price seems way too high, don't be alarmed. Madame will refund you for any significant overages.

We are not responsible for lost, damaged, or stolen packages. If your order was insured through USPS, we can file a claim for you.

Additional policies

A Note About Solid Perfumes:
The Madame's solids will last you a long time. Store at room temperature and remember that the main ingredient is WAX: if left in your car on a hot summer day, be aware that it will melt, so please use caution when opening the tin. (Fragrance will return to it's solid state once cooled.)

How To Use Solid Perfumes:
Simply rub your finger over the surface of the perfume, and then apply to any area of the body, preferably pulse points (your body heat will strengthen the scent). Solid perfumes are for external use only. DO NOT use as lip balm, or on sensitive areas.

Allergies:
Read all ingredients carefully before ordering, please - especially if you have known allergies to certain fragrances. Ingredients may be found on each product page, in the "overview" section. Please contact the Madame if you have any questions or concerns. She is generally very quick at replying.

Wholesale:
Most items are available for wholesale, and custom orders are welcome. Don't be afraid to ask! However, we will not do consignment and we will not ship our products to you without labels. It's the beard or nothing, baby.
If you are inquiring about a wholesale order, please provide the following info:
– Your shop name and physical location.
– Website if possible, or any social media links to your business.
– Images of your shop (this is very important, as we want to ensure that we will be a good fit in your space).
– A list of the products you are interested in carrying.

International Orders:
Please note that packages can be delayed in customs for a number of reasons, and on rare occasion you may have to pay an additional fee to claim your package. We apologize that we have no control over this situation. Also please know your country's guidelines and restrictions for international packages. The most typical reason for packages held in customs is that an item contained within is prohibited by that country.

Feedback:
We are perfectionists and we are pleasers. We receive very little negative feedback, and of course we'd like to keep it that way! We understand that you may not like the scent you ordered – everyone's nose experiences scents differently. Before leaving any harsh feedback, please do consider other aspects of your experience here. We are quite proud of our packaging, customer service and speedy shipping. We work hard to deliver a positive experience with every order. xo
A Note About Solid Perfumes:
The Madame's solids will last you a long time. Store at room temperature and remember that the main ingredient is WAX: if left in your car on a hot summer day, be aware that it will melt, so please use caution when opening the tin. (Fragrance will return to it's solid state once cooled.)

How To Use Solid Perfumes:
Simply rub your finger over the surface of the perfume, and then apply to any area of the body, preferably pulse points (your body heat will strengthen the scent). Solid perfumes are for external use only. DO NOT use as lip balm, or on sensitive areas.

Allergies:
Read all ingredients carefully before ordering, please - especially if you have known allergies to certain fragrances. Ingredients may be found on each product page, in the "overview" section. Please contact the Madame if you have any questions or concerns. She is generally very quick at replying.

Wholesale:
Most items are available for wholesale, and custom orders are welcome. Don't be afraid to ask! However, we will not do consignment and we will not ship our products to you without labels. It's the beard or nothing, baby.
If you are inquiring about a wholesale order, please provide the following info:
– Your shop name and physical location.
– Website if possible, or any social media links to your business.
– Images of your shop (this is very important, as we want to ensure that we will be a good fit in your space).
– A list of the products you are interested in carrying.

International Orders:
Please note that packages can be delayed in customs for a number of reasons, and on rare occasion you may have to pay an additional fee to claim your package. We apologize that we have no control over this situation. Also please know your country's guidelines and restrictions for international packages. The most typical reason for packages held in customs is that an item contained within is prohibited by that country.

Feedback:
We are perfectionists and we are pleasers. We receive very little negative feedback, and of course we'd like to keep it that way! We understand that you may not like the scent you ordered – everyone's nose experiences scents differently. Before leaving any harsh feedback, please do consider other aspects of your experience here. We are quite proud of our packaging, customer service and speedy shipping. We work hard to deliver a positive experience with every order. xo

Madame's Hand & Body Lotion - Select Your Scent

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Sweet Almond Oil, Distilled Water, Avocado Oil, Emulsifying Wax, Stearic Acid, Preservatives, Fragrance
  • Feedback: 4271 reviews
  • Favorited by: 90 people
  • Gift message available

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