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Christmas Vacation quote cross stitch chart - Instant PDF download - Clark Griswold - Jolliest bunch of *ssholes

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A better gift than the jelly of the month club!

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, this cross stitch pattern includes a border of colored Christmas lights, the family truckster with Christmas tree on top, and a classic quotation from Clark Griswold, "When Santa squeezes his fat white @ss down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of @ssholes this side of the nuthouse!"

Your instant digital download includes two 4-page PDF files, one for the pattern in black and white symbols and the other for the pattern in full color. Chart uses 8 DMC colors; each page includes a symbol key. The piece uses only full cross stitches as well as some backstitching.

Please note this listing is only for the digital pattern; this is not a kit, a printed pattern, or the finished work! Kits of this pattern are available here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/246843687/christmas-vacation-quote-cross-stitch

The finished cross stitch is 204 stitches wide and 160 stitches tall. I recommend stitching on 18 count aida (finished size: 11.33 inches by 8.89 inches/28.79 cm by 22.58 cm), but it can be stitched on any evenweave fabric.

The completed piece makes a great pillowcase or you can frame it and show it off during the holiday season.

This chart is for personal use only and is protected by copyright law. You may print copies for your own use but may not share the chart with others, re-sell, or re-distribute the chart in any manner. Thank you!

Get help with downloading files from Etsy here: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949

You will need a PDF viewer to view the pattern. You can download one for free here: www.adobe.com/products/reader
A better gift than the jelly of the month club!

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, this cross stitch pattern includes a border of colored Christmas lights, the family truckster with Christmas tree on top, and a classic quotation from Clark Griswold, "When Santa squeezes his fat white @ss down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of @ssholes this side of the nuthouse!"

Your instant digital download includes two 4-page PDF files, one for the pattern in black and white symbols and the other for the pattern in full color. Chart uses 8 DMC colors; each page includes a symbol key. The piece uses only full cross stitches as well as some backstitching.

Please note this listing is only for the digital pattern; this is not a kit, a printed pattern, or the finished work! Kits of this pattern are available here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/246843687/christmas-vacation-quote-cross-stitch

The finished cross stitch is 204 stitches wide and 160 stitches tall. I recommend stitching on 18 count aida (finished size: 11.33 inches by 8.89 inches/28.79 cm by 22.58 cm), but it can be stitched on any evenweave fabric.

The completed piece makes a great pillowcase or you can frame it and show it off during the holiday season.

This chart is for personal use only and is protected by copyright law. You may print copies for your own use but may not share the chart with others, re-sell, or re-distribute the chart in any manner. Thank you!

Get help with downloading files from Etsy here: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949

You will need a PDF viewer to view the pattern. You can download one for free here: www.adobe.com/products/reader

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