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Farty Lites for those you love...Set of 4

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It’s happened to all of us—that awkward moment when a friend or partner (or even ourselves) gets a shifty look and we know that the local air quality is, shall we say, threatened? Whenever the man of the house shifts in his seat and clears his throat in a meaningful way, I know that a cover-up is in the works. Alas—if only it really covered things up! But as we all know, local air pollution soon becomes global air pollution. Short of evacuating the building, there is little to be done.

Until now, that is. Farty Lites offer an ingenious solution to these awkward situations. Farty Lites provide a double defense. First, igniting a Farty Lite releases counteracting gases into the atmosphere to neutralize the offending pheromones (they really do work!). Second, they can also be used to turn your emissions into a spectacular pyrotechnic display (according to my fraternity informants, this also works). Dazzle your friends.

Comes in a colorful set of 4 in a cello bag with descriptive leaflet. Perfect for gifting. These are not your cheap dollar store matches. They are cool black boxes with the added bonus of white match tips. Don't they look snazzy?!

Go on - have some fun and let it out. Farty Lites will cover you.


Warning: Take proper precautions when using matches. These are not a toy!

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Farty Lites for those you love...Set of 4