George R.R. Martin Prayer candle, GRRM prayer candle, funny prayer candle


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Saint GRRM, standing gloriously on a 9 inch prayer candle, the destroyer of our feelings, offering a chuckle to those who blaspheme his name. If you listen closely when the candle is lit, you can faintly hear GRRM whispering "I will kill your favorite character"

Burn at night to see blood, imps, and the iron throne.

These are made to order. Please allow up to 2 weeks for completion and shipment.

***PLEASE READ*** You may see a tracking number but no movement, THIS IS NORMAL. I print all orders in bulk and ship out accordingly. Shipments can take up to TWO WEEKS from purchase date regardless if the label was printed or not. Any further questions, please feel free to message me.

Your candle is wrapped in bubble wrap, then wrapped in a large bubble wrap package for maximum safety. I ship Flat Rate 2/3 day shipping. Extra shipping cost takes bubble wrap and packing supplies into consideration.


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Made just for you. Ready to ship in 2–3 weeks.
From United States
Exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply.
Gift wrapping available

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Kayleigh Brown

Kayleigh Brown

Coral Springs, Florida


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