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Our Hair Had Become Unmanageable Funny Sobriety Card

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In the "Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous," Step 1 states: “We admitted we were powerless over alcohol – that our lives had become unmanageable.” For any of us who have experienced a bad hair day (and who hasn’t – unless you’re bald and every day is a no-hair day) we can relate to how powerless that can make you feel. Many of us are inclined to hit our knees and ask God for a good conditioner. Use it for any occasion - a sobriety birthday/anniversary, a trudging buddy who could use a little Rogaine, or that gal who you fantasize about shaving her head and making your own wig out of the cuttings.

Front: "We admitted we were powerless over alcohol – that our HAIR had become unmanageable"

Inside: Blank in case you'd like to hot glue some of your own mangy hairs.

Back side of card:
"WeAreNOTaGlumLot.com – Because sobriety shouldn’t be a bummer"

Dimensions: 5 x 7 (more specifically 4.61” x 7.17”).
Smooth, gloss-free matte finish.
Professionally printed on 80 lb. cardstock on state of the art equipment.
Yep. It comes with an envelope. A white one. And voila! – the card fits perfectly!

Cards are neither affiliated with nor endorsed by Alcoholics Anonymous. But we’ll bet the crusty old timers would like them.
In the "Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous," Step 1 states: “We admitted we were powerless over alcohol – that our lives had become unmanageable.” For any of us who have experienced a bad hair day (and who hasn’t – unless you’re bald and every day is a no-hair day) we can relate to how powerless that can make you feel. Many of us are inclined to hit our knees and ask God for a good conditioner. Use it for any occasion - a sobriety birthday/anniversary, a trudging buddy who could use a little Rogaine, or that gal who you fantasize about shaving her head and making your own wig out of the cuttings.

Front: "We admitted we were powerless over alcohol – that our HAIR had become unmanageable"

Inside: Blank in case you'd like to hot glue some of your own mangy hairs.

Back side of card:
"WeAreNOTaGlumLot.com – Because sobriety shouldn’t be a bummer"

Dimensions: 5 x 7 (more specifically 4.61” x 7.17”).
Smooth, gloss-free matte finish.
Professionally printed on 80 lb. cardstock on state of the art equipment.
Yep. It comes with an envelope. A white one. And voila! – the card fits perfectly!

Cards are neither affiliated with nor endorsed by Alcoholics Anonymous. But we’ll bet the crusty old timers would like them.

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We want our customers to be happy campers (even if you don't camp). If you aren't satisfied for any reason, just return the cards in their original condition and we will give you a complete refund. But we really hope you're not sending them back because you relapsed.

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Ships within 3 business days via USPS. This means it’s at the Post Office within 72 hours, so it should get to you within a week unless you’re out in the boondocks. Let me know if you want it sooner (within 3 days) and you can pay more for priority mail. In that case, you might consider that impatience might be one of your character defects.

Shipping cost is $1.25 for the first card and 50 cents for each additional card, but if you BUY 6 OR MORE CARDS, SHIPPING IS FREE! Etsy doesn't seem to have this option, but after your payment, I will refund your entire shipping cost.

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Our Hair Had Become Unmanageable Funny Sobriety Card

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cardstock, ink, digital printing, sobriety, snark
  • Feedback: 59 reviews
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