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6.0 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton (Dark Heather, Heather Cardinal, Heather Indigo, Heather Navy, Heather Sapphire, Safety Green, Safety Orange and Safety Pink are 50/50 cotton/polyester. Antique Cherry Red, Antique Irish Green, Antique Royal and Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester. Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester.)
Safety Green and Safety Orange are compliant with ANSI High Visibility Standards
Double-needle stitched neckline, bottom hem and sleeves
Quarter-turned
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Seven-eighths inch collar

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Keep Calm in a Vagitarian funny joke halloween costume t-shirt shirt adult humor

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