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Kevin Malone "The Office" Quote T-Shirt

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Love The Office? Then you need this T-shirt with the quote "I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted." as said by Kevin Malone.


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1. Turn the shirt inside out before washing.

2. Choose cold or warm water temperature settings for the wash. Try to use water lower than 178 degrees Fahrenheit.

3. Use a mild detergent. Best to stay away from whiteners, bleach, fabric softeners, or any aggressive cleaning solutions.

4. Dry on a low heat/tumble setting or hang dry.

5. Do not iron directly on design.
We are happy to make customized and personalized orders. Please contact us for more information. It typically takes 2-3 weeks to process customized orders. Custom orders have additional fees.

Kevin Malone "The Office" Quote T-Shirt

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