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Wooden Keyring "Prosecco Lover Posh but Pi**ed " Excellent Wine Lover Gift

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Quirky Fun Keyring. Fantastic gift for the wine lover or just go on and treat yourself.

Made to order. Usually takes up to 14 days but if you are in a hurry pop me a message and I may be able to speed it along for you .


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Emma Duffy
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 9, 2018
Lovely item can't wait to gift it to my cousin who has just found out she is pregnant. Thank you x
Wooden Mum Mummy to be first Mothers Day pregnant expecting Birthday Christmas Engraved Keyring Gift baby shower

Reviewed by allaboutme1990
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 6, 2018
Delivery was very fast ordered it for valentines day and my 'bellend' loved it thank you i will be ordering again
Wooden You're a bellend, but you're my bellend Engraved Keyring

Reviewed by Debbie Gleeson
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 6, 2018
It sums my partner up perfectly!
Wooden You're a W***ker, but you're my w***ker Engraved Keyring quirky rude cheeky sweary

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Wooden Keyring "Prosecco Lover Posh but Pi**ed " Excellent Wine Lover Gift

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