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ModernPrintedMatter 1 year ago

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funny baby shower card / stork / MATURE

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funny baby shower card / stork
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FRONT: Shit's About To Get Real
INSIDE: Congratulations
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This greeting card is eco-friendly! Printed in the USA on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Measures 4.25"x5.5" folded. Paired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve. Shipped in a recycled paperboard mailer with USPS tracking. Package rate stays flat for up to 4 ounces. Add more cards to your cart to save on shipping. See FAQ below for more info.

★Choose any 4 single cards to receive a discounted price here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/110623079/assorted-greeting-cards-choose-4

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© 2013 Modern Printed Matter. All rights reserved.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(5,557)
Reviewed by Kristen Montgomery
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 23, 2018
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Reviewed by Courtney McLemore
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 13, 2018
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Reviewed by Jenn Wo
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 18, 2017
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Reviewed by Balie Chauvin
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 9, 2017
The card I bought was perfect and the seller went above and beyond to get it to me on short notice. Everything was perfect! 100% Satisfied.
funny baby shower card / stork / MATURE

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SALES TAX - Please note that orders shipping to Rhode Island addresses will be charged 7% sales tax upon check out.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
Returns and exchange details
If you have any issues with your order, please contact me immediately. I accept returns with 14 days of receipt. Contact me with your reason for the return (arrived damaged, wrong item shipped, etc.) before shipping. Your return must be approved before shipping it back.
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Shipping policies

All orders are shipped via USPS Mail in the time frame indicated in the individual item listing (typically 1-3 business days). Check my shop announcements for holidays, vacations, etc. that may delay order shipping.

You will receive a shipment notification and tracking number when your order ships. Please make sure your email address on your etsy account is current. This is the email address the confirmation will be sent to.

**International orders: Please note that customs, duties, VAT, import fees and taxes are the responsibility of the buyer.

**Buying a gift and short on time? Mail your gift direct to the receiver, and I'll enclose a gift card with your personal message! There is no charge for this service. Write your request in the "notes to seller" box at checkout.

Additional policies

WHOLESALE - Wholesale inquiries are welcome. If you are interested in carrying my line, please visit my main website: modernprintedmatter.com or contact me at anna@modernprintedmatter.com.

COPYRIGHTS - All graphics and designs shown in this shop are the property of Modern Printed Matter. It is a strict violation of copyright law to duplicate them in any way for sale without my permission.

FAQs

All greeting cards are shipped at a first class package rate so that I can provide tracking. Tracking is important for proof of delivery, and to let customers know when to expect their package. The shipping rate also includes the cost of our recycled chipboard mailers that keep your card from getting bent or damaged during shipping. The good news is that the first class package rate stays the same up to 4 ounces, so you can add more cards to your cart and save on shipping!
In addition to selling cards directly to lovely Etsy customers like you, I also have many small shops that carry my cards. The inside greeting is printed on the back of the card to prevent store customers from removing (and damaging) the packaging in order to read the inside of the card. Our logo and recycled info is also printed on the back of the card.
Yes, I love wholesale orders! Please visit the wholesale page on my main website: modernprintedmatter.com
Depending on my current schedule, I do take on custom orders for art prints and pieces ordered in bulk. Contact me with your project for more info. Please note that I do not customize single greeting card orders.
We currently do not offer gift wrapping, but we can enclose a gift message for orders shipping directly to the recipient. Please leave me a note at checkout with your request.

ModernPrintedMatter made this item with help from

  • Digital Printer, Rochester, NY
ModernPrintedMatter made this item with help from:
  • Digital Printer, Rochester, NY

funny baby shower card / stork / MATURE

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  • Material: paper
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  • Gift wrapping and message available
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