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Mad Science Brain Fascinator. Steampunk.

Mad Science Brain Fascinator. Steampunk.

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$73.15

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: wires, knife switch, leather, a piece of fake brain, hair comb, sinamay hat base, light weight

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From United Kingdom

Description

The prefrontal cortex interference cap or a mad science brain fascinator -

Designed to turn your brain OFF! Ideal for the dance floor or any situation where higher functions are not required or even undesired. Blame it on the hat.

Trust us with your brains; For example tonight you do not wish to determine good or bad and have no desire to worry about the future consequences of current activities -put on the hat.

Warning; recovery may take from 4 minutes to 8 days depending on the wearer's previous disposition!

Disclaimer; Dr Dahlburg and this medical facility or any staff connected to the facility cannot be held responsible for any lack of social "control" bought on while wearing the cap and/or the side effects of the lack of ability to suppress urges that, if not suppressed, could lead to socially unacceptable outcomes in the future.

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I will ship worldwide - please contact me for shipping prices.
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I do take costumer special orders so please contact me with any questions or ideas. If you do not see what you want I can try to make it :)

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