Sarcastic Birthday Card / Snarky Birthday Card / Inappropriate Birthday Card / Funny Birthday Card / Rude Birthday Card / Over the Hill Card

$5.49

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Item details

Handmade

Materials

ink, cardstock

Do you know someone with a very healthy sense of humor? This sarcastic birthday card is made just for them! Getting older sucks, let's be honest. This funny birthday card is straight and to the point! Dare to be different from the norm? This year instead of posting on their facebook wall go ahead and send them an actual card! Let them know they are worth a simple and tangible token of affection.

All cards are designed, printed, cut, folded, packaged, and shipped out by my two hands.

Thanks for supporting this Mama-Owned shop!


DETAILS ON YOUR PAPER HUG:

4.25” x 5.50” (standard size A2)
Blank inside for your own personal message (or request a printed message)
Includes envelope
Made using quality 110lb cardstock
Printed using high quality genuine long lasting ink

SHIPPING INFO FOR YOUR PAPER HUG:

Single cards are shipped within 1-3 business days (unless communicated otherwise)
Multiple cards are shipped within 3-5 business days (unless communicated otherwise)
Packaged in a clear plastic sleeve for protection
Shipping includes tracking information (US only)
Items are shipped from a smoke free/pet free home.

LOOKING FOR SOME MORE INFORMATION:

Each item is individually designed, created, and assembled by my hands. Due to the handmade nature of the items, slight variations may occur. You will always receive high quality and professional work when you purchase from me.

I always welcome custom orders! If you don’t see something you are looking for, please do not hesitate to contact me. Response is usually quick.
I can create one-of-a kind cards and prints for you in a variety of color combos and for a variety of occasions! I feel confident that I can come up with something perfect just for you!

Personalizing is my specialty!

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Shipping & returns

Get it fast! Ready to ship in 1–3 business days.
From United States
Shipping upgrades available in the cart
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Meet PersonalPaperHugs

Colleen Wold

Colleen Wold

Plainfield, Illinois

This seller usually responds within a few hours.

CARDS: Typically 1-2 Business Days (please allow a few extra days if placing an order of more than 3 cards).

PRINTABLES: Instant Downloads are available right away, otherwise they will be emailed to you within 24-48 business hours of purchase, or sooner.

MUGS / TEES: Typically ship out within 3-5 business days.

Packages are shipped via USPS 1st class mail or Priority Mail based on weight/quantity.
On the check out page there will be a box labeled "Notes to Seller" where you can add any requests and personalization details.

Please make sure your information is correct. I cannot be held responsible for errors in spelling/grammar. A copy of all orders is saved to verify what was requested on your invoice.

Thank you!
I am starting the phase of offering my cards for brick and mortar stores. Please contact me if you are interested.

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