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Never Tell Me the Odds | Baby Onesie

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Description

Never tell me the odds. For baby heroes.


We print all of our baby gear in Brooklyn, NY on super soft American-made onesies. We only use water-based ink in an effort to be as eco-friendly as possible.

The best way to keep your new onesie looking fresh is to machine wash with cold water and tumble dry low.


Do you love Instagram as much as we do? Come say hi and see what we’ve got going on. www.instagram.com/jordandenenyc | #jordandene


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Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(809)
Reviewed by johns281
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 19, 2018
Nicely made apron. Can’t wait to actually use it!
Thank you!
White Apron

Reviewed by sgcomer
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 9, 2018
Perfect!!!
Be A Dragon Enamel Pin

Reviewed by venturahitz
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 4, 2018
Just perfect! Great gift to give!
Nevertheless, She Persisted Mug

Reviewed by venturahitz
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 4, 2018
Could not love this more!
Burdened With Glorious Purpose T-Shirt

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept exchanges
Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
I don't accept returns or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Returns and exchange details
Please read my item descriptions carefully -- each item should be clearly listed with the type of materials used, size measurements, and all other pertinent information. The envelopes used for shipping are water, tear, and dirt resistant and should bring all purchases to you safely. Hopefully you will have no reason to request a refund or return, but my first concern is your happiness so please message me with any issues and I'll do what I can to help!

Shipping policies

All of my products ship out in eco-friendly and reusable polymer bags from Brooklyn, New York.

Unfortunately I cannot guarantee arrival dates: I can guarantee the day I will ship out and the type of shipping I will use, and then we have to trust the USPS to do their job well. Please message me for rush order requests and I will do what I can (additional charge may apply)!

Additional policies

Because everything in my shop is handmade, slight variations will occur with each individual item.

I love being available and flexible -- if there's anything you want but don't see, just ask!

Never Tell Me the Odds | Baby Onesie

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cotton, ink
  • Feedback: 809 reviews
  • Favorited by: 25 people
  • Gift message available

Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 3–5 business days
From United States
Shipping upgrades available in the cart
Exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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