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Ever find yourself with something you really want to say, but the greeting cards you see in the stores all seem way too... well, *nice?*

Sure, glitter and fluffy poetry work all right for some folks, but what about the rest of us? What do you send when nothing but the most brutally honest of good tidings will do?

Fret no more, fine citizen, 'cause this is where Grey Bouquet comes in! For only $3.00, you can make your feelings known in a way that awkward mumbling or mailing a box of your toenails just can't compete with. Send this 100% paper card (complete with matching envelope) and light up that certain somebody's face! Warm their heart! Melt their skin!

...Wait, no. All but that last one.

This card features Amnio, the radioactive fetus kid, sharing some love (and massive radiation poisoning) with a hapless bunny passer-by.

Greeting Card - I'm Here For You

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  • Materials: paper, pencil, scanner, printing press, ink
  • Only ships within United States.
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