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Funny Birthday Card | Funny Dog Card | Dog Birthday Card - Birthday Wish Dog

Funny Birthday Card | Funny Dog Card | Dog Birthday Card - Birthday Wish Dog

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Favorited by: 27 people
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Description

Dog lovers rejoice with this funny dog birthday card perfect for those who have a good sense of humor.

If you've ever been around a dog who is fast asleep, you know they're like a Scottish bag pipe... wheezing air here and there with the occasional honk that only slightly rouses them from their slumber. They have no clue what's going on around them - like if your guests are trying not to lose the dinner they just ate because your fur child is a rancid disaster... We should all have the chance to care that little.

• A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

• Blank inside

• Flat printed right here in Richmond, Virginia with soy based inks on heavyweight card stock

• Kraft envelope included

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PaperFreckles accepts PayPal, Etsy Gift Cards and all major credit cards. If using eChecks through Paypal, we'll ship your order as soon as the payment clears.


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Refunds and Exchanges

We will provide refunds or exchanges only if there is visible damage to the items, and the issue is reported within 3 days of receiving it via USPS. All returns must be mailed back by the buyer at his / her expense. Once we receive the item and site the damage, we'll be happy to mail out a new item.

PLEASE NOTE: PaperFreckles is not liable for items lost in the mail.

Shipping policies

Shipping

We make regular shipments on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays so order processing is typically between 1-3 days on all orders. Occasionally, we may be out of stock on your item in which case we will notify you of the slight delay while we restock inventory.

International orders may take 1-2 weeks and domestic shipments between 3-7 days. 

Expedited shipping is available - convo us to discuss.

All items are shipped via USPS first class unless otherwise requested. PaperFreckles is not responsible for lost or damaged shipments by the US Postal Service after shipment.

PLEASE NOTE: We ship to the ETSY address provided so please make sure it is correct or it may delay shipping.

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