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We Think Knot Funny Sobriety Card

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At the close of many AA meetings, a portion of pages 83-84 from the "Big Book of Alcoholics" known as the 9th Step Promises is read aloud. After making amends to those we have wronged, we are promised wonderful things like happiness, serenity, peace, a better attitude, freedom from fear, and things we don’t realize we want, like becoming interested in other people. Then we are asked:

“Are these extravagant promises? We think not.”

Sometimes AA’s are like sheep. At some meetings they will all shout, “We think not” in unison.” This card is a little pun on how we think knot.

Card is blank inside so you can add your own special greeting. Or draw a knot of your own.

Back side of card:
"WeAreNOTaGlumLot.com – Because sobriety shouldn’t be a bummer"

Dimensions: 5 x 7 (more specifically 4.61” x 7.17”).
Smooth, gloss-free matte finish.
Professionally printed on 80 lb. cardstock on state of the art equipment.
Yep. It comes with an envelope. A white one. And voila! – the card fits perfectly!

Cards are neither affiliated with nor endorsed by Alcoholics Anonymous. But we’ll bet the crusty old timers would like them.
At the close of many AA meetings, a portion of pages 83-84 from the "Big Book of Alcoholics" known as the 9th Step Promises is read aloud. After making amends to those we have wronged, we are promised wonderful things like happiness, serenity, peace, a better attitude, freedom from fear, and things we don’t realize we want, like becoming interested in other people. Then we are asked:

“Are these extravagant promises? We think not.”

Sometimes AA’s are like sheep. At some meetings they will all shout, “We think not” in unison.” This card is a little pun on how we think knot.

Card is blank inside so you can add your own special greeting. Or draw a knot of your own.

Back side of card:
"WeAreNOTaGlumLot.com – Because sobriety shouldn’t be a bummer"

Dimensions: 5 x 7 (more specifically 4.61” x 7.17”).
Smooth, gloss-free matte finish.
Professionally printed on 80 lb. cardstock on state of the art equipment.
Yep. It comes with an envelope. A white one. And voila! – the card fits perfectly!

Cards are neither affiliated with nor endorsed by Alcoholics Anonymous. But we’ll bet the crusty old timers would like them.

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We want our customers to be happy campers (even if you don't camp). If you aren't satisfied for any reason, just return the cards in their original condition and we will give you a complete refund. But we really hope you're not sending them back because you relapsed.

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Ships within 3 business days via USPS. This means it’s at the Post Office within 72 hours, so it should get to you within a week unless you’re out in the boondocks. Let me know if you want it sooner (within 3 days) and you can pay more for priority mail. In that case, you might consider that impatience might be one of your character defects.

Shipping cost is $1.25 for the first card and 50 cents for each additional card, but if you BUY 6 OR MORE CARDS, SHIPPING IS FREE! Etsy doesn't seem to have this option, but after your payment, I will refund your entire shipping cost.

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cardstock, ink, digital printing, sobriety, snark
  • Feedback: 59 reviews
  • Favorited by: 6 people
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