Foods Before Dudes Next Level Triblend Racerback Tank Top | Feminist Stocking Stuffer | Gifts for Foodies | Bachelorette Party Tanks

Foods Before Dudes Next Level Triblend Racerback Tank Top | Feminist Stocking Stuffer | Gifts for Foodies | Bachelorette Party Tanks

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cotton, ink, t shirt, tank top


Handmade item

Sleeve length: Sleeveless


Foods Before Dudes is a modern proverb for those times when you'd rather be eating. Let everyone at the farmer's market, grocery store, or gym know exactly where your priorities lie with this statement tank.

Stuff one in your favorite feminist's stocking, or outfit your bachelorette party crew in these tanks to remind the groom who bae is (pizza).

One half of Brine Hound may be a dude himself, but even he endorses the Foods Before Dudes maxim. Guys, give one to your lady and demonstrate that you are secure in your station, or rock it yourself. We're here to eat, not judge.

· Next Level Tri-Blend Crew Neck Tank Top in venetian gray
· Combed ringspun cotton, poly, and rayon tri-blend jersey fabric
· Ladies' Sizes XS-XL
· Screen printed by hand on the Eastern Shore of Maryland

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From Easton, MD


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For custom orders, you will receive an artwork proof to confirm before your order is placed. It is the buyer's responsibility to carefully check all spelling / placement / etc. of the custom order. Once the order has been placed, returns are not accepted on custom orders.

Returns & exchanges

We make every effort to ensure your products arrive to you in the same condition that they left our store. We'd be damned if our mallets, muddlers and oyster knives couldn't stand up to a little rough handling by the postman, as they're designed to withstand years of crackin' skulls (and by skulls, we mean shells and/or mint leaves).

That said, in the unlikely event that your order arrives damaged, or is not to your satisfaction, please send us a note through the Etsy messenger or at before contacting Etsy or leaving a review so that we have the chance to make things right.

Shipping policies

Estimated 1-2 weeks from order to shipping, with expedited services available.

Additional policies

Custom orders are available for all products. We can take virtually any idea, message or image and translate it to fit on our small surface areas. Just try to stump us!

Send us a message with your ideas (including any image, colors and font styles that you'd like to incorporate) and we'll try our hardest to accommodate your needs.


Wholesale orders for large events, weddings, businesses and the like are also available, though not through our Etsy shop at this time. Send us a message at to discuss details and pricing.

While our Brine Hound shop showcases some of our most beloved products available, this is really just the beginning of what we can custom create for you. If you need custom t-shirts, napkins, tote bags, patches, or virtually anything else engraved, embroidered or screen printed, please reach out and we'd be happy to help!

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