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I Like Your Penis Cubic Chocolate Letters by What Candy Says
***This item is NOT customizable!
→→→→→→→→→→→ Before placing your order ←←←←←←←←←←

--Please make sure your local temperature does not exceed 80 degrees within the next 4-10 days.
***** http://www.weather.com/forecast/

--Due to warmer weather (above 80°F), packages MUST be shipped via USPS 2-Day Priority Mail or Express Mail with ice packs and insulated mailers. Please click this link to see detail.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/163446767

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--To keep fresh, our delicious chocolate gifts are made to order.
--To avoid any delays, please plan ahead and place your order accordingly.

•Chocolate size 1" x 15/16" x 1/2"
•Box size 7" x 4 3/8" x 1 1/8"
•Shelf life: 6 months at room temperature not to exceed 70 degrees. After opening and consume it as soon as possible.
•Allergy Information: Contains Milk, Whey and Soy. Made on equipment that also processes peanuts.


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I Like Your Penis Cubic Chocolate Letters by What Candy Says
***This item is NOT customizable!
→→→→→→→→→→→ Before placing your order ←←←←←←←←←←

--Please make sure your local temperature does not exceed 80 degrees within the next 4-10 days.
***** http://www.weather.com/forecast/

--Due to warmer weather (above 80°F), packages MUST be shipped via USPS 2-Day Priority Mail or Express Mail with ice packs and insulated mailers. Please click this link to see detail.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/163446767

→→→→→→→→→→→ Thank You for your time ←←←←←←←←←←←

Please click to see more on sale "Mature" items
https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhatCandySays/search?search_query=mature&order=date_desc&view_type=list&ref=shop_search

--To keep fresh, our delicious chocolate gifts are made to order.
--To avoid any delays, please plan ahead and place your order accordingly.

•Chocolate size 1" x 15/16" x 1/2"
•Box size 7" x 4 3/8" x 1 1/8"
•Shelf life: 6 months at room temperature not to exceed 70 degrees. After opening and consume it as soon as possible.
•Allergy Information: Contains Milk, Whey and Soy. Made on equipment that also processes peanuts.


------GIFT ORDER?--------
If Items are purchased as gifts, please make sure you include all information when you checkout. (LEAVE A NOTE "to seller")
1. The recipient's name and address
2. Gift message card if you need.


Enter What Candy Says ►
www.etsy.com/shop/WhatCandySays
…………………………………………………………………………………
ABOUT US ►
www.etsy.com/shop/WhatCandySays/about
…………………………………………………………………………………
SHOP POLICIES ► (Info on gift ordering, payments, and shipping)
www.etsy.com/shop/WhatCandySays/policy
…………………………………………………………………………………
For Wholesale ► (Discount and processing time information)
www.etsy.com/shop/WhatCandySaysllc

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(1,847)
Reviewed by Sol Pheno
2 out of 5 stars
Mar 23, 2018
The product was what I was looking for and wonderful, but the customer service was quite atrocious. I had purchased this as a Valentine’s Day gift prior to the cut-off time for ordering stated on seller’s page & the candy still arrived late so I was left paying 50$ for a gift I didn’t have...was quite sad to be left empty handed on that day but the biggest irritation came from the staff at the shop.They were quite firm on letting me know how the post is never a problem of theirs & how these things happen & it’s rare for this to occur so oh well. After lots of exchanges that left me sure they didn’t care to fix it & bad suggestions (“why don’t you just eat the chocolates yourself?”) I was eventually told that yes the shipping was too long & all I could have offered is 50% off next purchase.. I would rather not risk a repeat buy
The product was what I was looking for and wonderful, but the customer service was quite atrocious. I had purchased this as a Valentine’s Day gift prior to the cut-off time for ordering stated on seller’s page & the candy still arrived late so I was left paying 50$ for a gift I didn’t have...was quite sad to be left empty handed on that day but the biggest irritation came from the staff at the shop.They were quite firm on letting me know how the post is never a problem of theirs & how these things happen & it’s rare for this to occur so oh well. After lots of exchanges that...
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chocolatesays responded

We hope future international buyers will read this.
1. Please check -Estimated shipping times- to your country; 3-5 days is for USA only.
-To Canada: 1-3 weeks. It was shipped 4 day earlier than scheduled, then delivered on the 6th business day.
2. When items in transit, refund won't be issued.
If Intl buyers change their mind, please simply write -return to sender- on the package, then ship it back (no shipping charge). Buyer and seller will see update status within 2 days, then refund of items will be issued.
-The buyer didn't return item.
3.What Candy Says LLC is a legit company, the original custom chocolate message store in the United States. We don’t exchange good reviews by providing free products.
-The amount you paid was $36.79, not $50 in the review.


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I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery
Request a cancellation: before item has shipped
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

FAQs

What Candy Says LLC operates within the FDA regulations as set by the NH Department of Health & Human Services. Establishment #6290, License #1101915
~PRE-ORDER: (14 DAYS in advance): Please mention the date when checkout.

~We cannot guarantee your item will arrive on a particular day unless use Overnight Shipping ($30-$50).
~Please choose only square letters.

~It takes 1 to 3 weeks to Canada. Certain areas may take about 4 weeks.
~Please choose only square letters.

~It usually takes 3-4 weeks for international through USPS first class. Certain countries may take up to 8 weeks. Delivery time varies by destination.

~Sorry, we can't ship to Italy, Brazil and Hong Kong.

~I will refund any international shipping over charge of $1 or more.
If items are purchased as gifts, please include

1. The recipient's name and address

2. Gift message card if you need.

3. Date you wish the package to be delivered by. (May arrive two days earlier)
~Chocolate is very sensitive to temperatures. Due to warmer weather (65°F - 95°F), packages will be shipped via USPS 2-Day Priority Mail or Express Mail with ice packs and insulated mailers. Please click this link to see detail.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/163446767

~When your local temperature will exceed 95 degree within the next 4-10 days, please DO NOT place your order.
All chocolate products are gluten free.
If any damage occurs during shipping, please contact us. Pictures of damage are appreciated! We will send a replacement item as soon as possible.

No Refund will be issued when most candies are consumed. If you or your recipient are not satisfied with the taste of our chocolate and would like a refund, please send the rest of chocolate candies back to us. (We don't want to treat anyone as a scammer. Please keep it in mind, we have your shipping address.)

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