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Desk Signs for the WARPED Mind

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Desk Signs for the WARPED Mind

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Oak wood, Pine wood
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 2 people
  • Gift message available
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

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Ready to ship in 3–5 business days
From Jackson, NJ
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Description

Desk signs for those with warped mind's or a just a plain sick sense of humor, here are the HMFIC, SNAFU, FUBAR,JAFO, HUMP DAY, S.H.I.T., and TGIF.

If you don't know what some of these acronym's are don't ask, or you maybe offended. These have been floating around for many years.

If your the boss now you can let them know exactly who you are, the HMFIC.

SNAFU, FUBAR and JAFO should be familiar to those who have served in the military.

There are 3 for day's of the week. HUMP DAY for Wednesday, S.H.I.T. for So Happy It's Thursday and/or Tuesday, and TGIF for Friday.

The samples show the various types of wood and finish. FUBAR is Pine with clear finish, SNAFU, HUMP DAY, S.H.I.T and TGIF are all Oak with clear finish, HMFIC and JAFO are unfinished Oak.

Each one is approx. 9" (228mm) long x 2" (50mm) high x 3/4" (19MM) thick. Custom made in your choice of Oak or Pine. They are available finished in a clear lacquer finish or bare wood unfinished for you to finish as you please.

If you have a phrase or acronym like these you would like made into a desk sign like this please contact me for a custom order.
Desk signs for those with warped mind's or a just a plain sick sense of humor, here are the HMFIC, SNAFU, FUBAR,JAFO, HUMP DAY, S.H.I.T., and TGIF.

If you don't know what some of these acronym's are don't ask, or you maybe offended. These have been floating around for many years.

If your the boss now you can let them know exactly who you are, the HMFIC.

SNAFU, FUBAR and JAFO should be familiar to those who have served in the military.

There are 3 for day's of the week. HUMP DAY for Wednesday, S.H.I.T. for So Happy It's Thursday and/or Tuesday, and TGIF for Friday.

The samples show the various types of wood and finish. FUBAR is Pine with clear finish, SNAFU, HUMP DAY, S.H.I.T and TGIF are all Oak with clear finish, HMFIC and JAFO are unfinished Oak.

Each one is approx. 9" (228mm) long x 2" (50mm) high x 3/4" (19MM) thick. Custom made in your choice of Oak or Pine. They are available finished in a clear lacquer finish or bare wood unfinished for you to finish as you please.

If you have a phrase or acronym like these you would like made into a desk sign like this please contact me for a custom order.

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

Since all items are custom made, I will email the buyer a photo of the item for approval prior to shipping.

In the rare event that your order arrives damaged from shipping please contact me ASAP, and I will work with you to make it right.

Please, Please double check what you type in when you order.

It has happened, one person transposed the letters on his own call sign!

Shipping policies

USPS Priority Flat Rate, USPS Priority Mail or USPS First Class Mail is used for all shipping.

FED EX Shipping is an option that is not listed but is available.

ATTENTION INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS who opt for Fed Ex shipping.

BE AWARE that if you opt Fed Ex for shipping, that you WILL PROBABLY receive a bill from Fed Ex weeks after the delivery, for "CLEARANCE ENTRY FEES", "ADVANCEMENT FEES" and federal/state/and or local taxes. These charges can be almost or more than half the value if the order!

The "clearance entry fees and advancement fees" are fees that Fed Ex charges and keeps, I do not get one penny of them. These are called "brokerage fees" that the shipper charges the buyer. These fees are on top of the shipping fees for the order that you pay here. Neither myself nor Etsy has any control over these fees from Fed Ex.

Additional policies

If you would like a name or something else instead of call sign send me a message of your idea and I'll work with you to try to make it.

Meet the owner of TheWoodenHam

Ray Keefe

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