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Coffee Lotion Bar. Gifts for Coffee Lovers. Java as F*ck Lotion Bar. Bachelorette Party Favors. Coffee Lovers Gift. Coffee Lover. Funny Gift

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Coffee Lotion Bar. Gifts for Coffee Lovers. Java as F*ck Lotion Bar. Bachelorette Party Favors. Coffee Lovers Gift. Coffee Lover. Funny Gift

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, bronze mica, coffee seed oil, awesomeness
  • Favorited by: 258 people
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Coffee Lotion Bar. Gifts for Coffee Lovers. Java as F*ck Lotion Bar. Bachelorette Party Favors. Coffee Lovers Gift. Coffee Lover. Funny Gift

Coffee lotion bar, made with beeswax, coconut oil, shea butter, bronze mica, and coffee seed oil from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
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Raise your hand if you hate dry skin. Like, seriously rough and scaly fucking skin make you feel like part reptile or some shit. Yeah. We're with you. Solidarity against those dry fucking winter winds that suck the joy out of your life and chap your ass.

Let this lotion bar nourish the fuck out of your skin with all-natural coconut oil and shea butter. Shea butter is like some crazy voo doo black magic for your skin. It'll solve that shit. Wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites... you got nasty shit going on, shea butter will shut it down.

- 100% pure-ass natural
- Nourishing fucking shea butter
- None of our products are ever tested on animals
- Approximately 1.5 oz
- Lotion bar measures 2 5/8" across
- Preservative-free
- No fake shit

So unwrap this shit and slather yourself all up. No messing with nasty, crusty fucking lotion bottles. This melts from your body heat and glides right the fuck on. No streaks. No mess. No goopy fucking bullshit.
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CUSTOM BACHELORETTE PARTY FAVORS
Interested in a set of six lotion bars for an upcoming bachelorette party, shower, spa party, or other salacious soiree? Peep this listing: https://www.etsy.com/listing/223379413/bachelorette-party-favors-personalized?ref=shop_home_active_4

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Want alla that snarky-ass Badgerface humor in your fucking order box? Want to amuse the shit out of your fuckery loving friends? Include a printed item description! That shit's listed by the ADD TO CART button above.
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Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/kpstrain1/badgerface-beauty-supply/
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:: BADGERFACE BEAUTY SUPPLY ::

Lotion & Massage Bars:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16359824&ref=shopsection_leftnav_1

Bath Salts & Scrubs
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16358893&ref=shopsection_leftnav_2

Milk Bath Soaks:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16360204&ref=shopsection_leftnav_3

Bath Bombs:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16471486&ref=shopsection_leftnav_4

Facial Products:
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Lip Balms & Makeup:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16627414&ref=shopsection_leftnav_6

Skin Products:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16627414&ref=shopsection_leftnav_7

Men's Skin Care:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16627414&ref=shopsection_leftnav_8

Bath Gift Sets:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16627414&ref=shopsection_leftnav_9

Seasonal/Holiday Bath & Beauty Products:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16653443&ref=shopsection_leftnav_10

Shop Home:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?ref=shopsection_shophome_leftnav

© 2014-2017 by Badgerface Beauty Supply.
All content in this shop is copyrighted.
Coffee Lotion Bar. Gifts for Coffee Lovers. Java as F*ck Lotion Bar. Bachelorette Party Favors. Coffee Lovers Gift. Coffee Lover. Funny Gift

Coffee lotion bar, made with beeswax, coconut oil, shea butter, bronze mica, and coffee seed oil from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
_____

Raise your hand if you hate dry skin. Like, seriously rough and scaly fucking skin make you feel like part reptile or some shit. Yeah. We're with you. Solidarity against those dry fucking winter winds that suck the joy out of your life and chap your ass.

Let this lotion bar nourish the fuck out of your skin with all-natural coconut oil and shea butter. Shea butter is like some crazy voo doo black magic for your skin. It'll solve that shit. Wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites... you got nasty shit going on, shea butter will shut it down.

- 100% pure-ass natural
- Nourishing fucking shea butter
- None of our products are ever tested on animals
- Approximately 1.5 oz
- Lotion bar measures 2 5/8" across
- Preservative-free
- No fake shit

So unwrap this shit and slather yourself all up. No messing with nasty, crusty fucking lotion bottles. This melts from your body heat and glides right the fuck on. No streaks. No mess. No goopy fucking bullshit.
______

CUSTOM BACHELORETTE PARTY FAVORS
Interested in a set of six lotion bars for an upcoming bachelorette party, shower, spa party, or other salacious soiree? Peep this listing: https://www.etsy.com/listing/223379413/bachelorette-party-favors-personalized?ref=shop_home_active_4

______

ADD PRINTED ITEM DESCRIPTION
Want alla that snarky-ass Badgerface humor in your fucking order box? Want to amuse the shit out of your fuckery loving friends? Include a printed item description! That shit's listed by the ADD TO CART button above.
_____

JOIN IN ON THE FUCKERY!
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/badgerfacebeauty
Instagram: badgerfacebeauty
Twitter: https://twitter.com/badgerfacebeaut
Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/kpstrain1/badgerface-beauty-supply/
______

:: BADGERFACE BEAUTY SUPPLY ::

Lotion & Massage Bars:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16359824&ref=shopsection_leftnav_1

Bath Salts & Scrubs
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16358893&ref=shopsection_leftnav_2

Milk Bath Soaks:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16360204&ref=shopsection_leftnav_3

Bath Bombs:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16471486&ref=shopsection_leftnav_4

Facial Products:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16627414&ref=shopsection_leftnav_5

Lip Balms & Makeup:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16627414&ref=shopsection_leftnav_6

Skin Products:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16627414&ref=shopsection_leftnav_7

Men's Skin Care:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16627414&ref=shopsection_leftnav_8

Bath Gift Sets:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16627414&ref=shopsection_leftnav_9

Seasonal/Holiday Bath & Beauty Products:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16653443&ref=shopsection_leftnav_10

Shop Home:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?ref=shopsection_shophome_leftnav

© 2014-2017 by Badgerface Beauty Supply.
All content in this shop is copyrighted.

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

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Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 4 hours of purchase

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FAQs

Requests for custom and personalized orders are welcome, however, there is a "6 of a kind" minimum order if you're looking to change the wording on the labels. Six lip balms that all say the same thing are totally doable, but individually personalized lip balms are generally not. Exceptions can be made in some instances, so please ask if you're uncertain!
Gift wrapping, involving wrapping paper and scotch tape, is unfortunately not available.

I do offer a wide array of bath gift sets, which come in handsome brown kraft boxes tied with ribbon. If you're interested in receiving your order packaged inside a gift box, and including a loofah pad, for an extra $5, please send a convo!
I am happy to chat about wholesale opportunities and will send along my bulk pricing sheet at your request.

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