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If You're Ugly Please Leave Before I Wake Pillow Case (Set of 2) Funny Pillow Cases

If You're Ugly Please Leave Before I Wake Pillow Case (Set of 2) Funny Pillow Cases

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  • Handmade item
  • Primary color: White
  • Length: 20 Inches
  • Width: 30 Inches


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"If You're Ugly, Please Leave Before I Wake"

Approx: 20in x 30in (50.8cm x 76.2cm)

Tinder Hook-ups are UNDER-RATED and for That We Pay Tribute.....Post these in the background of your Tinder profile for guaranteed swipes.

These aren't Egyptian Cotton since the thread count is super low. "Less than 200 Thread Count". You don’t want these pillow cases to be high-quality, since your one-night-stand rando isn’t high-quality either.

Basically, the same brand of the Pillow Cases in Orange is the New Black. No need to impress a "Random" with thread-count.

Pillows, Condoms or Ugly One-Night-Stand Hook-up not included. #FreshnessProject


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